loki679

Nothing but love for Shola. He's shot as a footballer and should never be anywhere near our first team but that's not his fault. He's always given his best when asked and played through injury for us. He doesn't pick the team, he doesn't sign the players, he plays to the best of his limited ability. The abuse he gets is OTT in my opinion.

For the people having a go at HBA, have a look at this: Krul Debuchy Williamson S.Taylor Santon Tiote © Sissoko Anita Ben Arfa Shola Ameobi Sammy Ameobi How many creative, attacking players do you see? How easy would it be to shut down that team as an attacking force? 8 defenders, HBA, Sammy and Shola. Sammy is an unproven kid still learning the game and Shola is an immobile sack of potatoes. They had to cut one player out of the game to utterly nullify us.

We could always start entering stuff like the Johnstone's paint trophy I suppose.

Fucking hell, you're telling me we can't even win something when we make up our own rules to exclude the best teams? Let's just chuck it in and play hockey or something, eh?

We've still got the (8th place) champions league spots to aim for. If we don't manage 11th we'll only get the (8th place) Europa and nobody wants that.

You'll all be singing a different tune when he's parading our 8th place champions trophy around the toon.

The fuck? Why not Sammy Rooney or Sammy Smith or something. Racist imo, always suspected you.

You'll have to be more specific. Unambitious fat men are ten a penny round here.

Look at our teamsheet today. Any manager worth his salt would look at our lineup and think 'stop Ben Arfa and they're fucked'. He was our only creative player out of 11 so it makes it easy for the opposition to shut us down just my doubling or trebling up on him. Oh no, we might leave some space for Tiote to run into and someone will have to go get the ball from the haymarket, we make it fucking easy for them man.

I'm amazed by the creativity we've managed to cram into one lineup.

8th. Best we're gonna get boys. 3rd round of the FA cup is a cup final for us too. Why do we even bother with these cunts?

Look at the fingers, man. He's telling us it's gonna be 2-1.

Is that a direct quote from Kinnears CV ? That's his reference.

Because they're a football club and we're a billboard.

Name change to 'wirethere' in the offing

Alan wants to experiment with him. He'll come on for santon at left back on 67 minutes.

Uncle Joe did say 'I won't let any of our shit players leave this window'. Or have I got that quote wrong?

3-1 draw. Oldham to win it in extra time.

With Cajun tbh. Plenty of ways to insult the senile old cunt and the fat mess who hasn't seen his dick in 20 years without going all RTG and wishing them dead / horrible illnesses etc. A bit too far and kind of reminds me of Kevin the teenager.

Twitter AND facebook, eh? That'll put the wind up multi billionaire businessman Mike Ashley.

Wrong thread twitter bollocks about sunderland targeting players to buy. I don't think you could have made up anything more inappropriate to post in the 'we're all fucked, we're signing nee bugger ever' thread.

Shouldn't that be 'Trabzonspor waiting to hear from #nufc on Cisse bid'

Add Cabaye and Cisse's wages onto the transfer fees received too (as per NUFC BS protocol) and we're sure to win the balance sheets this year. Call it £35m total. Plus the extra TV money and the net negative spend over the last 5 years and we should have about £100m in the transfer kitty. Wow, this summer's going to be great.

Absolutely agree. Don't agree with Brett on much but this is correct. Wish i had a quid for everytime someone said that... i'd be at least 9 quid richer 'Don't agree with Brett'? You'd be able to buy us a new midfielder mate.