Loki679

As is we'd sell a full back when we only have 4. Bring him in as cover for Remy.

Ref's done us there.

Stay up and they will have had a better season than us. NETD trophy will be judged on cup runs this year.

Mackem Slayer to mackem saviour, fuck off Shola.

Imagine going to a game and finding HBA sitting next to you. 'Off to ze toilet? Get me seex pies while you are zere, cheers'

How the fuck did he miss that?

Did they drug Beardsley?

Get out of our club ringing out?

I hope the dugout roof falls on ballbags head.

HOWAY THE BLUEBIRDS RED DRAGONS!

If one person leaves, thousands will stay. Can you guess who that one person is, Alan?

Watch how many times the players look to the bench because they've got no idea how that's supposed to go. 'The big white square, kick it at the big white square. No, not Luuk ffs.'

What a fucking hero this man is.

http://www.football.co.uk/newcastle_united/pardew_prepared_to_face_flak_rss4698088.shtml?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Krul, Debuchy, Tiote, Colo and ...... Shola featuring in the programme as a 'World Cup Special'

The shit that comes out of his stupid pig faced mouth is his fault. Just another average player up Pardews hole so he gets a game.

Yes

Leave on 60 minutes, come back on 68 minutes to fuck over NUST

Aye, understandable, I get my ladies in waiting to do my post for me anarl.

What you laughing at? Tony manages the high street branch in Haversham. Doing a damned fine job too.

New board. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/board,75.0.html I'm just getting this: "An Error Has Occurred! The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you." Am I not a member? Seems a bit counter-productive not to have this more visible. Do a refresh at the boards page or log out, log in. You have the requisite number of posts so should have no prob with accessing it. I believe there's an issue there, having a look at it. Post requisite was raised I believe. Didn't even realise there was a requirement. Who knew that chatting shit on here gets you places?

They probably arent aware that Co Durham exists both sides of the A1m and over 3/4 is probably west of Newcastle Or that my Birth Certificate and National Insurance Number both say Gateshead, County Durham. My daughter regularly sends letters and pictures she's done to HM the Queen and she always replies with the letter addressed to Gateshead, County Durham. Wait, your daughter is pen-pals with the Queen?

You do not have the make-up to be the leader of men. You can say 'I've had enough now, sorry' Now fuck off out of our club.

Nobody with even a passing acquaintance with Newcastle would think the denizens are gym addicted. Gymophobic possibly.