Loki679

Getting to be a pet hate of mine, this. Everyone agrees that Ashley is the overarching problem, but that doesn't alter the fact that it's infinitely easier to bring about a managerial change than depose a billionaire owner. Pardew is rubbish and doesn't get a free ride just because his boss is a cunt. while true its simply papering over the cracks, whenever Pardew goes the next guy will be much the same and end up in much the same situation so long as the manager has no say in the slightest over who comes in and goes out and the criminal under-investment. Do you think we've signed poor players and do you think they've been used correctly?

Exactly how is Ryan Giggs qualified to manage one of the biggest clubs in the world?

Pardew is just a complete moron. Given a choice of one of Carr's young, hungry, talented strikers or a contract extension for a player who has managed 1 premier league goal in about two years he'd go for the latter. Imagine Carr's face at the transfer summit after he's just run through a detailed breakdown of some of the top striking talent in France and Pardew goes 'Nah, let's give Shola a new contract instead.'

Just this once please let twitter not be full of shit.

They're nearly spending enough to extend the metro.

Not as bad as ours, ours suddenly raked in the spending too quickly, gave us four relegation struggles and stopped caring about the club. And thought Alex McLeish would be a good appointment. Ours gave us an actual relegation, Joe Kinnear twice, Dennis Wise, renamed our ground, a relegation struggle, Alan Pardew, the tackiest stadium in England and no signings for 18 months.

http://i.imgflip.com/8a3ai.jpg

He says as he proceeds to put a glove on his right foot and shove his left shoe up his arse.

He left in January and he's still a shoe-in for player of the season

I think you should go to the game and chin them all.

The universe just hates us, we even got the shittest billionaire owner

Not sure about Sir Les. While I have a lot of respect for him as a player he is unproven as a manager and would be getting the job just on his reputation from his playing days most likely which rarely works out. Would be a useful fella for Mike to have around on deadline day like:

Probably thinks he'll sell more caps.

Stoke probably received about £200m in TV money in that time mind.

Bear in mind that if that team does the business we (and I include our children and probably grandchildren in this) are going to have to hear how Liverpool won the world cup ad infinitum.

Nailed it again neesy

Smelly shell of a dead tramps ringpiece

Is Stifler trying to pimp his mum out to bimps?

Jabba the Hut looks at him and goes 'fuck dude, go on a diet'.

Yeah, if they needed to beat us until our stripes turned red they'd do it. 10-0 wouldn't be a problem against this shower.

Get a pretty good showing of that in black and white each week tbf You should probably get a new telly, they're not that expensive nowadays.

Watch goals galore as Newcastle get humped again and again! This year with a free extra mackem humping, home and away at no extra cost! Show your elderly relatives, it's cheaper than sending them to that place in Switzerland!

Mike's put this out to try and drum up some support for Pardew. 'Yeah, this one's a knacker but look what might be next, jawdees'

Basically, if you're so shit at your job that people who don't even know you want you to die then it's probably time to retrain for another career. Take some night classes or something.