loki679

Why did they render it in 1996?

This season's borehole tbh.

Do cunts become footballers or do footballers become cunts?

Barry Venison

Hate this clown, always centre of attention. Summed him up the Mirralas tackle on Suarez, any other ref would have had that situation defused about 2 minutes sooner. He's been pretty good to us like. He reffed the 4-4 too didn't he?

If he's a bellend you're the cheese. Never known such an attention whore.

Fucking hell Haris, don't you know the rules of this shit yet? Article 4 subsection (b) of the NETD rules clearly states (in crayon and faeces): 4(b) - League table shall be taken into consideration only if Sunderland are above Newcastle. If this condition is not met then the NETD title defaults to whoever has the best derby record for that season. Following on from that is Article 7 subsection (a): 7(a) - If Sunderland have neither the best derby record or league position then the NETD title never existed and shall not be mentioned again until the conditions set forth in 4(b) are met 0-3 1-9 2-1 FTM.

People were bringing up doubts and concerns about the way we play in the season we finished fifth and were shouted down with the familiar cry of 'Look at the table'. The next season exactly what they were saying came about. Just saying.

Didn't think Pardew and Curbs swung that way.

Who was it that said if you tell the players they're tired then they will be? (or words to that effect)

Dat TV cash

How's every other team manage to play for 90 minutes and not look 'shagged'?

That's no way to talk about Bimpy. Maybe he's a big lad but that's harsh.

Steven Vincent Taylor. So thick the FA accept it as a reason for casual racism. Next time he gets sent off we should appeal and our defence will be 'He's a complete numbskull'.

Yeah, let's go all Fat Sam.

Occasion? They're touring around playing games in different cities. Dunno if it's a charity or business thing or what.

Scholes, Owen, Marcus Bent, Desailly and a few others drinking in Guangzhou. Mate had a pint with Shaka Hislop

Cue the 'Crystal Pulis' headlines from our ever imaginative press corps.

Shola with a world cup winners medal would be funny as fuck.

Don't think 'He's not racist, he's just a plank' is going to fly with the FA. Maybe the club can put together a video montage or scrapbook of some kind showing the myriad moments of stupidity in Steven 'Thick as mince' Taylor's life to convince them that someone really can be that much of an idiot and still manage to breathe.

Ji's never really had a chance at Sunderland though has he?

Being shit for 2 years isn''t bad form though. Bad form is when you have a bad couple of games, maybe a month. 2 years is something else and for me it's rank bad coaching. Trying to turn him into Essien was a ridiculously stupid move.

Without Niall Quinn we'd probably be somewhere near league one. Your equivalent would be Newcastle sinking without a trace and Shearer managing to buy the club from Ashley and taking you back up. Shearer was a good footballer. Would be more like Paul Kitson buying us and bringing us to the blessed ground of mediocrity.

Why include two female goals, that will invariably lose every year, instead of just creating a female Puskas? The Pussykas award.

Club statements make more sense if you just substuitute 'don't want to' for 'can't'.