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Can I have your autograph? I heard you're signing for NUFC this window.

It should be added that the later of those two tweets refers to his opinion on whether there'll be any movements in the whole Lyon squad, not specifically just with Grenier. Sell him Shola then, sounds like a perfect match.

Come on Joe, you can do it, just keep clicking the up arrow a few more times.

His greatest achievement was to help Newcastle-Online beat ilovecocks.com to the award for gayest thread on the internet.

what do they mean then ? usually it means they haven't got a clue of the figures, like I've asked earlier "how far would you go for Grenier ?" they'll build on what the press (who they slag off as knowing nowt) say. Well, say it's fairly well known a club is looking for £13m for a player. You can go in low, say £8.5m, then when that's rejected up it a little to £11m and if they still reject it then meet their valuation at £13m and get your man. We seem to have a little issue with the last step. You seem to think we want to run at them screaming 'take all our money!!!' while lobbing £1m bundles of cash at them. If a club wants a certain figure and it's a reasonable price then pay it.

French club presidents are a bit barmy tbf.

You're forgetting someone.

Presumably we'd have him in front of two of Anita, Tiote or Sissoko. Benny on the right, Gouff / Remy on the left and LDJ up top. Quite sexy.

every programme this season has been like that Oh, haven't seen one. Looks a bit weird, kind of makes him look a bit corpsey.

Did we buy him from the 50s? Why's he monochrome in a colour picture? Pray he's gonna be available for the derby. Derby debut goal would be mint.

Jon Dahl Tomasson was shit too.

Would be nice if, just once, a club actually unveiled a player. Like had him under a big table cloth when all the press come in and whip it off going 'taadaaa!'

You didn't Luuk hard enough. ROFLMAO Should be at Jongleurs with comedy gerld like that.

I bet we generally do a lot of business in the car park like. JFK could be signing Messi in there right now for all that fucktard knows.

Surely that's a good thing.

We get him cheap or not at all.

SSN: 'Substantial bid' made for Clément Grenier See JFK mispronounced 'substandard' on the phone to SSN then.

Same shit over and over again. 'Webster' would be the new 'Giggs' if it wasn't harder to type.

Aye i dont get this shit either. If true surely Cabaye's wages from the remainder of his contract will now be added to the transfer kitty. This system seems to only work one way like. Maybe we can reverse buy out his contract in an anti-webster ruling so the transfer ends up costing us a big wad of cash.

Derp.

The wages should be lower since we're counting them as transfer spend. If we pay £1.5m for a player and count it as a £3m out of the transfer kitty to account for his wages over the contract then that players wages aren't added to the wage calculations, right? People kept on saying part of the Carroll cash had gone on Tiote's bumper new contract so he's not in our wage calculations, yeah? Our wage bill should be fucking tiny with our bullshit accounting.

You can be pissed off about something without being surprised by it.

You're supposed to tap up other teams players, Alan. You're doing it wrong.