Loki679

What a load of shit, man. Knew people were going to be saying this. We started the second half as we ended the first, closing down high up the pitch and creating chances. After the goal, the manager, players, and fans shit themselves, no doubt on the back of our shaky as fuck form. I thought we carried on closing down but not as a unit like the first half. The defence dropped ten yards deeper but the midfield and forwards carried on closing down higher up. Leaving a space between the defence and midfield which Tiote had trouble dealing with. Left us a bit messy and out of shape from then on. We still had 4 or 5 good chances to finish the game, which we dont normally do when we get sit/get pushed back. Excellent tactical insight, that. None of it actually happened, like. That's your opinion. I'd say we sat deeper 2nd half and our midfield was non-existent for the last 25 minutes. After the goal we did. For the first fifteen minutes, our shape and intent looked no different from the first half. Bimpy, no need to get silly. You did sound dead clever. But, I'd expect anyone watching to notice a sudden extra ten yard gap between midfield and defence, compared to the 45 mins before it. It just didn't happen. keep trying son, you might be right one day Right about what? Cooking, that's what we discuss here, right? Right. That's hilarious and all that, but, what are you on about? Did you disagree with something? Usually, I just ignore your frequent responses to my posts, so I thought I'd humour you this time. Aye, keep telling yourself that, son. Superstar you are. Is that it then? Are you quoting your girlfriend now?

What a load of shit, man. Knew people were going to be saying this. We started the second half as we ended the first, closing down high up the pitch and creating chances. After the goal, the manager, players, and fans shit themselves, no doubt on the back of our shaky as fuck form. I thought we carried on closing down but not as a unit like the first half. The defence dropped ten yards deeper but the midfield and forwards carried on closing down higher up. Leaving a space between the defence and midfield which Tiote had trouble dealing with. Left us a bit messy and out of shape from then on. We still had 4 or 5 good chances to finish the game, which we dont normally do when we get sit/get pushed back. Excellent tactical insight, that. None of it actually happened, like. That's your opinion. I'd say we sat deeper 2nd half and our midfield was non-existent for the last 25 minutes. After the goal we did. For the first fifteen minutes, our shape and intent looked no different from the first half. Bimpy, no need to get silly. You did sound dead clever. But, I'd expect anyone watching to notice a sudden extra ten yard gap between midfield and defence, compared to the 45 mins before it. It just didn't happen. keep trying son, you might be right one day Right about what? Cooking, that's what we discuss here, right? Right. That's hilarious and all that, but, what are you on about? Did you disagree with something? Usually, I just ignore your frequent responses to my posts, so I thought I'd humour you this time. Aye, keep telling yourself that, son. Superstar you are.

What a load of shit, man. Knew people were going to be saying this. We started the second half as we ended the first, closing down high up the pitch and creating chances. After the goal, the manager, players, and fans shit themselves, no doubt on the back of our shaky as fuck form. I thought we carried on closing down but not as a unit like the first half. The defence dropped ten yards deeper but the midfield and forwards carried on closing down higher up. Leaving a space between the defence and midfield which Tiote had trouble dealing with. Left us a bit messy and out of shape from then on. We still had 4 or 5 good chances to finish the game, which we dont normally do when we get sit/get pushed back. Excellent tactical insight, that. None of it actually happened, like. That's your opinion. I'd say we sat deeper 2nd half and our midfield was non-existent for the last 25 minutes. After the goal we did. For the first fifteen minutes, our shape and intent looked no different from the first half. Bimpy, no need to get silly. You did sound dead clever. But, I'd expect anyone watching to notice a sudden extra ten yard gap between midfield and defence, compared to the 45 mins before it. It just didn't happen. keep trying son, you might be right one day Right about what? Cooking, that's what we discuss here, right?

What a load of shit, man. Knew people were going to be saying this. We started the second half as we ended the first, closing down high up the pitch and creating chances. After the goal, the manager, players, and fans shit themselves, no doubt on the back of our shaky as fuck form. I thought we carried on closing down but not as a unit like the first half. The defence dropped ten yards deeper but the midfield and forwards carried on closing down higher up. Leaving a space between the defence and midfield which Tiote had trouble dealing with. Left us a bit messy and out of shape from then on. We still had 4 or 5 good chances to finish the game, which we dont normally do when we get sit/get pushed back. Excellent tactical insight, that. None of it actually happened, like. That's your opinion. I'd say we sat deeper 2nd half and our midfield was non-existent for the last 25 minutes. After the goal we did. For the first fifteen minutes, our shape and intent looked no different from the first half. Bimpy, no need to get silly. You did sound dead clever. But, I'd expect anyone watching to notice a sudden extra ten yard gap between midfield and defence, compared to the 45 mins before it. It just didn't happen. keep trying son, you might be right one day

W5 D1 L2 Probably one loss too many from those games. But not the catastrophe some feared. If you're including league cup games then you're a joke, a complete joke. I was getting wrong off people for leaving them out earlier in the thread It's a fucking joke. Morecambe ffs, good job. Why not stick in a few pre-season friendlies while you're at it. Remember this? http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/687/0by3.jpg Or this? http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3533/t73k.jpg Or this? http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2899/gamm.jpg Or this? http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/e8/c9/0,,10278~9030120,00.jpg And you're spouting off because we have a less than 50% win record in the PL? You're crowing because we hung on for a win against the mighty Cardiff city? You're including Morecambe and Leeds in your list of winnable games? Sorry, I expect better.

So why did we sit back 15 yards 2nd half? So we could absorb their extra pressure and play them on the break? Which resulted in a 1-0 second half scoreline and put us under pressure. At some point you'll understand that attacking the other team is a much better defensive strategy than playing an 'attackers vs defenders' training game in a PL match.

Top 10, watch out nemtizz

What the fuck were we doing second half? Dropped back so deep and just conceded the middle to them. 3 points but, shit, worrying if he thinks we need to drop and defend a lead against these cloggers. The guy just has no balls.

Now watch the regulars defend a good first half. Cardiff beat Man City. Everton could only take a draw. Spurs a tight one-nil. Surprising they didn't stay laid down for us? Get tae fuck.

Just shit scared, defending deep, trying to hold on against fucking Cardiff. Murder them first half and backs to the wall to defend a lead against FUCKING CARDIFF. Coward.

Krul motm second half for us.

Benny

Why are we so fucking deep?

I have no idea what the fuck i'm drinking, it's 42% and clear, but damn i'm glad it's there.

Yes, if we go turtle we're bound not to concede. Stopping them from attacking us by giving them something to worry about is just silly.

There just aren't enough faces in the world to palm.

No panic, they were bound to have a decent spell at some point.

Oh, he definitely won't score against us.

Well underway. It's not a well, it's a borehole.

Alright, i've worked it out. If we're losing at HT we need to tell Pardew we're winning and vice versa.

I'd be looking to Colo to tell them to settle down, get a foot on the ball and keep it.

Need to get a grip here, like.

fuck a duck

Alright, this is getting silly. Soon we're going to be saying we're playing a 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.

I remember he scored one from a similar position in open play. Keeper had come out a bit expecting a cross and Beardo just drilled it in behind him.