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loki679

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  1. Look on the bright side, maybe we'll get into the playoffs next season.
  2. Only us and Derby have conceded 6 goals at home more than once in the premiership. One thing you can say about us, we're setting records this season.
  3. Still one more goal in it I reckon.
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    Alan Pardew

    Give Nixon a bit more time, he's been tired from the extra writing he's had to do due to europe this season. Someone's been spying on him in the office too.
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    Alan Pardew

    Is Ian getting called in for a carpeting every time we lose now? Seems harsh Just heard Ryder on Talksport defending him. Reckons we should give him more time. Finger on the pulse as ever Lee.
  6. Winning? what's that? Putting the ball inside that kind of rectangular net at the end of the field more times than your adversary during 90 minutes. Wait, there's a net at their end of the pitch too? Wow, hope we get to see it one day.
  7. Former manager who left us with a bit of bad blood, Geordie former striker with something to prove after his big money move flopped and our former goalscoring midfielder captain. Nothing can go wrong here.
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    Alan Pardew

    Isn't that what happens when a manager loses the dressing room? He's lost the dressing room, the stadium, the city and the plot.
  9. Just in terms of league placings and asset valuations he must have cost Ashley £10m this season. I think what will finally tip him over the edge is when he eventually has a big enough effect on the balance sheet for MA to take notice. He should go for the shocking excuse for football he's served up but ultimately I believe it'll be the bottom line that sees him off.
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    Alan Pardew

    His biggest weakness is that he doesn't start with his best/balanced team...It's always a defensive compromise. He is spineless and soul destroying...He is the dementor of football. That starting 11 today was pathetic. 7 or 8 (depending on how you count Cabaye) defensive players leaving us with fuck all attacking intent. Front foot football my arse, just do what the other teams do and try to win the game.
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    Alan Pardew

    So only having a few days to work on his plans in training due to europe results in a humiliating 0-3 home defeat. Having an entire week to work on his plans in training results in a 0-6 humiliating home defeat. Just stay at home, you're making things worse.
  12. Wigan scored from a corner. Bastards.
  13. http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=hDAS7H-42ekxjM&tbnid=t8WXEtXPpqxStM:&ved=0CAUQjBwwADhf&url=http%3A%2F%2Fdrawception.com%2Fpub%2Fpanels%2F2012%2F6-26%2F7Xy58AAfr7-8.png&ei=Adt7UdCIBsuDhQeu0ICoBw&psig=AFQjCNGRItNmYjetWl9utAqOrB5MbK9pzg&ust=1367157889188827
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    Alan Pardew

    http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8883/136706760080965.gif
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    Alan Pardew

    Less than one league position in merit payments.
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    Alan Pardew

    Mike's gone rogue. Get the tranquiliser gun and the gimp suit...
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    Alan Pardew

    Even his rallying cries are shit. Reminds me of that father ted episode where they're protesting with the rather mild signs. You're doing it wrong, Alan.
  18. I watched half of that Green Street shite the other day. Shocking cliche ridden rubbish imo. What the fuck was that blokes accent supposed to be anyway?
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    Players in public

    And yet he made it as a pro and she didn't. Bloody sexist sport.
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    St James' Park

    I love the way the ground and the city have grown together. Something symbiotic about it.
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    Alan Pardew

    FFS, he just doesn't get it. Hammered and dominated at home by those shambolic unwashed troglodytes. Their fascist manager sliding on his knees in celebration at our home. It doesn't get much worse, especially with the season this coward has delivered. He might as well have taken a dump at the civic centre doors. He's lucky to still have a job.
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    Alan Pardew

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/popcorn_yes.gif
  23. Would they even want to win it? 'Congratulations, you were the least shit.'
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    Why no playoffs?

    As if we'd be anywhere near the Playoffs for the World Series of Soccer. Is it still a world series if more than america is in it?
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