loki679

Aye, that's usually when we concede

We look up for it

HTL

This kind of language is just emotive nonsense. You have to 'show your papers' everywhere in society.

Legend for me. Anyway, delighted we're finally getting all that Sports Direct tat out of the ground. What's everyone's thoughts on the font and styling for the new 'Newcastle United' sign? Old style font with some decent backlighting and a crest would look good imo.

Even when we're shit we can't win.

Give it Shola.

I recognise the little old fella from 'Last of the Summer Wine'.

No. You can tell because we've managed to put more than two passes together. Don't forget how unutterably shite the football was under that pork chop.

Schar looks like he's kept up with the Bruce diet plan, like.

Two match threads. Stop this madness.

If we can get a couple of loans in from COYS and RAWK in the window we might be alright.

@Mike

Shelvey on one today

We need to just get a foot on it and try and keep possession for a bit, slow it down.

We're getting scrappy.

Irish isn't he?

Ritchie lost Saka at the back post again there, complete liability.

19% possession

HTL. Mods sleeping or are we not getting match thread?

Got to remember he inherited a well-drilled team from Rafa too. He won't be inheriting shit from Ole.

Doesn't have to be. As long as part of the ball is above part of the line it's legal.

Reckon @Mike will have this set up any day now.

DON'T BRING LOGIC INTO THIS THREAD

I do love the hyperbole in this thread