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It is exactly 120,000,000 pennies. Or 1,200.000.000 even unless we got him for £1.2 million

Not sure how to embed vines, but I think this is exactly the sort of defensive performance we need from a midfielder. Jesus Christ. He is clearly trying to lift his teammates with a bit of humour. He's doing that thing where you put your hands over your knees and cross them over thereby looking knock kneed. Well done I say if we had more players prepared to indulge in a bit of impromptu street humour the game would be much better. Tiote is underrated, when he plays the game of having the ball at his feet and you have to guess which of 3 potential opposition players he's going to pass to all he gets are groans.

Thanks for not deleting this, absolute quality. 'Oh god' as a response is perfect

Predictable. Rumours of massive offers for players that won't come. We eventually get a journeyman at the end of his contract for 3 million and claim it as a breakthrough. So so boringly obvious

great stuff! take Cairo yasell!! Behave you two and give your heads a Sharm El Sheikh

Is Darlow an outfield player stuck in goal? What a pile sf shit

We've had mag at work, mag in a bar and in that thread we have 'Mag with a Dyson'

is my biggest beef with Sissoko. Yup, he switches off, lazy and weak tackles etc. But on the flip side when he's in his beast mode matches, he's out there muscling and standing people up and getting his body in front of his opponent and then he's nearly impossible to beat. This guy has one of the best shoulder barges I've seen in some time (was it Ridgewell?) Think it might have been against Liverpool where he tracked his man to the RB area and made what was probably his first sliding tackle of the season. He won the ball and knocked it out for a throw. He then turned back to his defence with a look on his face as if to say "was that alright lads?" :lol Beast Mode Sissoko is a joy to behold. Fanny Mode Sissoko is just a waste of time. Fanny mode - that would be that time he went for a slide tackle and the winger just continued on with his run and crossed it. Was the weakest thing I've ever seen. Beast mode - Sissoko dropping Ivanovic with a shoulder, throwing Moreno around like a doll last week... What a frustrating f***er, when he's in pure beast - you're right, it's f***ing glorious. Is he a man or a Moussa

perfect. And at least the carrier bag is worth 5p

On those occasions when his aimless toe poke goes past the defender or through his legs he looks a player due to his power and pace. However on his off days when said aimless toe poke hits the defenders then he looks shit Yesterday was a good day for toe pokes

I think EA sports should replicate likliehood to injury in FIFA or FM. 'Following an incident in training, Rolando Aarons is out for 2 months with a split end' 'Following an incident in training, Siem De Jong is out for 6 months with a missing limb' 'Following an incident in training, Tim Krul is out for the rest of the season following a cheese related choking accident' Fucking embarrassing how we aways top the injury table, every single year

What's he got? The plague? Fucking hell the dead come back quicker than him

The point is that he gave the ref a decision to make, whether it was a pen or not is debatable but it was stupid from an experienced defender. Never a red card but again it has split opinion All Collocini's fault.

nailed on

ha ha brilliant lionel sissoko

why does sissoko think he is messi. He's just messy

Defeat nailed on

The only sticks our keepers go between are crutches

Look at this cretin making a recording while the lass and mutants sleep. And the dancing The guys a genius and ahead of his time. They said Dali was mad and Picasso. He is the Mackey Eninem.

Is that golf shop in downtown Mogadishu or something? http://www.golfpunkhq.com/mediaLibrary/images/english/8355.jpg It's where they host all the high value goods, so anything over £5

The natural assumption is that you're talking politics here?

I can't see this good player you speak of to be honest. His athleticism allows periodic bouts of success but to say he is hit and miss is an understatement. He has a reputation which to me is unwarranted but that's what gives him value, he has never dominated a game, ever.

Moussa Sissoko, least gammy leper

The differnce he made for me on Saturday was that he was competing for everything with the centre halves. Even when he lost the header he was jostling and ensuring that the clearing header wasn't easy. Makes such a difference as their centre halves couldn't reach the half way line with headers as they can when Cisse is fannying around

There's no such thing as a poor man's Sissoko, he fulfils that role himself. He has a foot like a croquet mallet and a head to match