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Who the hell is AO? Are they getting a fridge delivered

This would not be a bad time to play them with a fully fit squad but I'm struggling to see where a goal is coming from. Wood will be up front and he is genuinely hopeless, oddly enough when he played for burnley he'd be one of the players I would be wary of but since he signed for us I cannot see one thing he does well. He's slow, immobile, always offside and isn't that good in the air. So that said I think will will get nil, Liverpool won't

ASM has a pull in his head band requiring some urgent seamstress work

Or Peter Beardsley

It did come off his shin tho didn't it? Like that 'wonder' Rooney strike

Shudda scored but solid as you like

Looked a red to be fair

Sorted for you

Which we inevitably will

Imagine having a son like him tho? She was probably on suicide watch

It said 'cloakroom' mate

Already an upgrade on Wood

There is no discernable white streak on his head so it's not him. In my memory he always managed to get some of the pitch markings on his head but that could be just my old age

The pozzo family are utter twats

He's no George Reilly

He'll be in the cockpit man, there'll be a co-pilot bound and gagged in a Spanish airport bogs

At both 45 and 78 rpm

If its bad they might not want to announce it while we are negotiating for a striker.

I'll be surprised if his leg is still attached by close of today

Talkshite 'understand' only shite

Nope

No not on purpose but on another day it hits him rather than go through his legs, just bad luck

Or if its down by the river Wheeze Keys

Touch of good fortune I thought, it was straight at willock but it went through his legs, no disrespect to willock but he could just of easily stopped that. De bruyne didn't intend to meg him from 10 yards

Man city thought they were good enough not to double up on him, like most teams do. They weren't and he was magnificent, but he usually has 2 men on him whenever he gets the ball