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Love the optimism but we're getting humped, at least one penalty to them and the usual sending off for us

Any news of The Saint's fitness? He is the only one who could cause problems

One thing I do know, there won't be anyone without a vested interest watching this. Anyone who does needs to be sectioned

Rio, is that you??

They've agreed to ditch custard creams in favour of bourbons. Nick de Marco will be tweeting his pictures later in support, next to a dvd of Goal

They do have 1 very winnable game

Of course

I assume from his bra maker the fat hairy melt

Its fair to say the England captain played for that, not sure he touched him

The key question is how long he lasts, I'll say 15 minutes before he limps off

It's not a graveyard for managers, it's a cash cow for shit managers

Bottom 3 by Saturday

The Consortium would not buy a "Championship Club" for the money that they have agreed with Ashley to buy Newcastle United for. Hopefully, we will not be relegated, but if we are a Premier League Club in the Championship for a season - who cares? Certainly the Consortium won't care, why would they. Can people not understand the difference between a Championship Club and a Premier League Club temporarily in the Championship? After all we have done it twice under Ashley, so it would be no hardship under the Consortium and with Benitez at the helm. It would not affect the Takeover, it wouldn't really affect the development of the club under the new owners either, as they will have to replace pretty well 100% of the playing staff and non-playing staff, no matter which division we are in when they take over the club. The logic of this is obvious, but (I suppose) "cue the scatter-gun vitriol" !!!!! Ashley imho would not sell at a reduced price and nobody would pay that amount for a championship club and there lies the problem. If you think he would reduce the price fair enough, but, history doesn’t back up that theory. My post explains that the Takeover would not be affected - the 'price' will remain the same, by a season in the 2nd Division. Love your optimism but if we are relegated they will need to change the playing staff twice, good premiership players aren't going to play in the championship so we will need players to get us out and then players to progress in the Premier league.

Perfect ?

Not for me, they are solid and score goals. That pardew season we were lucky as hell with late winning goals, usually 1-0

Has he tweeted that? He posted a photo of a slice of toast and that had been engraved into it with a toast stamper. It was a big slice of toast. and as you can see there are 2 c's in that sentence, which only means one thing - cans

Serves them right for salah's theatricals

How can referees not see that he dived there why did he throw his arms back Contact always equals penalty for Liverpool

Krafth is there, although he is an abominable footballer. Perfect adjective :lol:

Unparalleled dumbfuckery, amazingly not even mentioned on match of the day

Today was one of the stupidest things I've seen from a so called professional. The ref was 2 yards away (and still nearly got it wrong) but with VAR he was always going to get another yellow Absolute brain dead moron

He comes across like someone from Handforth parish council

Ok Joe, we've got Darlow and Dubravka but I think on your day you could do a job for me there....... plus I sometimes like a half time takeaway and with your pace you get to Stowell St and back quicker than I can say chicken chow mein, beef and black bean sauce, dim sum, shredded duck, pancakes, that seaweed stuff, fried rice, prawn toast, spring rolls Thats wuh plan, and possibly a run out as wicketkeeper

We will get beat, like Palace, they will just be better than us at both defending and scoring

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