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I'm in Madrid, coming back tomorrow so looking for somewhere to watch the game, should be fun if they win

One of our forwards does tho, Chris Wood

That is fucking brilliant ? Never looked forward to a season as much since fuck knows when, even in the keegan days there was a feeling that we had a ceiling but now I honestly think we can do anything and there are a lot of clubs shitting themselves. We are no longer the laughing stock, you fucking bums

The 5 subs rule next year means we need players like longstaff in the short term

That's so true, they love a returning never-has-been

I thought he was largely shit, a 400m runner who won a raffle to play football. He had zero trickery with the ball, just a kick and run merchant. And the kick was usually straight at the opposition players leg

I was wondering that, deliberately prevented a goal scoring opportunity

I take great delight that the cheating, diving rat that is Ashley Barnes has another relegation on his cv. The most odious footballer in the championship now

That's my view, I genuinely don't care. They are a million miles away from the premier league

Do we think that signing paqueta could be a problem during international weeks? Two possibly three, if Joe gets a call up, first teamers away on long haul flights. Not sure how often its likely to be an issue but could be a consideration

Great minds

The fucking state of Gareth Ainsworth though, looks like he's joined Judas Priest on loan.

That video looks like it could have been shot anytime over the last 40 years. Sunderland, the land the time ignored

Nor flags

So it's not on sky then?

Regardless of what happens close season its the first one in forever that I won't be thinking, can we stay up. Whoever we get will be trained, coached and prepared for the season. Unlike previous years where they were sent away with a training plan and told see you mid July for a pint

Mad to think that 38 points could still see you relegated this season. Remember when we were saying 34/35 will keep you up

I'm not sure, racially abusing two of tge players family, the moronic fireworks trick. I think Brentford players might just think fuck them

Paedo ma's suggests she is part of a maternal paedo ring paedo's ma is I think what you mean..... or maybe not

We didn't sign the likes of Bruno and Trippier with promises of tight budgets and creative transfer policies. I think it's just being clever with the comms

Yeah, keep warm MP

Wasn't that weird kid was it? I could imagine him scaling disused ventilation tower to get a picture

No idea how that was going to be a pen, absolutely no chance

Got a text off someone last night who isn't a Newcastle fan and doesn't usually watch us, it went.. is that the same guy who used to be rubbish? He is a fucking tank

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