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They've reduced the size of the pitch. It's the size of the defeats you need to reduce you bloody cretins

So that's why Sunderland voted for Brexit

Life mirrors art

Editor 'Can you draw Wayne Rooney?' Illustrator 'No, but I can draw Jimmy Somerville' Editor 'That'll do'

heard a rumour they are shifting the home fans to the dugout

Was it Mbemba who pinged a ball for one of Joselu's chances?

Yeah I was doing the same when Lascelles scored

Ha ha ha! When will someone invent the unsee button I'd be clicking it like fuck after that

You must be the easiest to please gambler in history

The ones grabbing the badge should be set on fire

Steve Cram :lol: 'must be wealthy' :lol: Yeah, Steve Cram billionaire from running around a track and minor tv and sponsorship :lol: do they have any idea what 'wealthy' in footballing terms in?

If Short is prepared to accept a few uncashed giro's, a couple of tickets for cash converters and a grand from a payday loan company then they could do business. Sounds like Short might be ripping them off for that much but if they really want it

Might have been covered somewhere else, can't be arsed to look but listening to that dullard Redknapp trying to pronounce his name at the weekend is a sad reflection on sports broadcasting. Laskels, laskellez errrr...... 22 players names to learn each week you cretin

The mack-tracking when Murphy was mentioned as a potential for them was funny

What concerns me more is that he is a professional sportsman in a highly active sport and he has a spare tyre which is unforgiveable

Shoots like Gutierrez though, he just doesn't seem to be able to kick the ball very hard :lol: Possibly a nee blammy's rule in his part of Spain

A microcosm of Newcastle United right there, we are like the Roman Emperor who decides on the right to life of combatants. It's either thumbs up or thumbs down

Thank you! Hooks his arm is a more accurate description. Entitled to go down when he feels contact and ridiculous that he's getting slaughtered on here for it. I must admit I hate the 'entitled to go down' comment, it just grates on me. Minimal contact does not entitle you to throw yourself to the floor and get a free kick, the logical extension of that becomes a non-contact sport or we get 50 penalties a match. It has to be sufficient contact to be a foul and that is in the judgement of the referee. Merino's actions yesterday were embarrassing and should be called out as such. Great player though

For Sanches read Hugo Viana

We all know what is gonna happen

Mining Lush Fuel

If a Sunderland fan impregnated his sister to celebrate their last home win it would be born by now is surely more apt

When are Sky going to stop showing that shite interview with the fat lad?

They called their club shop Everton 2, which is in the shopping arcade called Liverpool 1, just so it had the address Everton 2, Liverpool 1 Other than that you are on a loser

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