Chicken Dancer

I'd defo have McGugan like, give them Guthrie and Routledge for him. Hell even Perch if they'd take him back.

Well ana that , he's just doing what he does best, being a bell.

whos car is this? where at? what is he suggesting? That he knows Kenny Shepherd I think. Either way, he's still a bell.

Just watched it again (to get me moneys worth and that) and it really is tacky as fuck like. Made me realise as well how much of a risk this buying French strategy is. I'm fully behind it, but it's clear we had lads who the club really meant something too playing for us in the last 2 years.

I actually f***ing hate Llambias. He's the worst I reckon, he has a smug little owl face as well the prick. I used to like that other bloke, Mort was it?

Fucking hell. I tend not to bite when I hear them go on and on, because they usually end up with egg on their face anyway.

Massive long throw.

Bit cheaper!? I payed £16 bastard quid for this shit .

4 is free aswell, probably is just provisional like, but then again everyone else has their correct numbers. Poor old Ba with the jinxed number. Bramble, Luque and Xisco; the legends of #19.

Wouldn't surprise me if Cabaye was 52 tbh. Sounds daft, but doesn't he prefer 7? 5+2=7. Probably won't be like, but it wouldn't surprise me.

He just reminds me of Martins when he was here.

I bet Shola is number 9.

I hope he get's asked about Charlie.

Who's that who's breathing heavily? It's annoying as fuck, like a kettle whistling.

Fair play son!

This is class;

Keeping with our Ligue 1 fetish, maybe El Arabi?

I wonder who we will actually end up with, if he was Plan B to Gameiro, wonder who C is. C stands for Carlton Cole Please don't even joke about that.

I wonder who we will actually end up with, if he was Plan B to Gameiro, wonder who C is.

Will be annoying as fuck if he ends up somewhere else like. Imagine N'Zog Ben Arfa Marveaux/Jonas Ba Sign him up.

! Funnily enough we've just got a new lad at work who's a Mackem, and I don't just mean a Sunderland fan, I'm talking full on two syllable for one syllable word (i.e Skew-ell) Mackem. Was bragging the other day about Gardner, and I said I wouldn't get too excited, most of his goals come from route one football ala Nolan under Allardyce. And he said 'like Nolan for you's last season then?'. While I am fully aware we are hardly Barcelona, I think our style of football generally improved as the season went on, whether that be Pardew's methods kicking in or the loss of the big target man I don't know. But this lad always goes on like Sunderland play some kind of carpet football that everyone is envious of. I have actually heard this a few times from numerous mackems, and everytime I've saw them it's been honestly horrid. Even in October all they done was give the ball to Henderson to try and knock it diagonal to Bent.

Few Lucky 15's; Birmingham, Chelsea, Huddersfield and Swindon (all league winners) Man Utd, Ipswich, Sheff Utd and Crawley (all league winners) Citeh, Reading, Sheff Wed, AFC Wimbledon (first 3 league winners, AFC for promotion) All optimistic, top one probably most likely.

Snap Is he fully fit to be training with the first team? Wonder if he'll get a run out at Darlo.

Well what? I know we won't sign him, the fact that bell even sugested it proves we won't. Also Levy rips peoples eyeballs out in terms of player sales. However, I wouldn't mind Defoe. Criminal?

I'm not suggesting I believe him for one second. Twitter transfer bollocks thread means post Twitter transfer bollocks in my eyes.