Chicken Dancer

Would be a massive boost for the crowd and himself of he was involved like.

Got a horrible feeling about this and I don't like it one bit. These arseholes always seem to beat us, then again so did Fulham and we beat them. Hopefully we've turned a corner and actually starting winning the games you should be looking to win. Same team as Villa is fine with me, would have liked to have seen Marveaux start but to have him and Ben Arfa as options from the bench is very pleasing indeed!

If he's so sick there, I could see him taking a wage cut personally. Despite probably being motivated by the lifestyle and money (who wouldn't though) the lad clearly loves this club and this city. His family, girlfriend and probably best mates are from and all will reside in and around the city. Not forgetting he will have an ego, if he could be the main man again in 'his' city, he'd be back in a flash. And I would certainly take him.

My mate works the boxes at SJP and his family members were saying the exact same thing at the Fulham game, can't settle at all apparently.

I actually rate Jonas as one of our most important players. Runs and runs all game and wins many free kickis in dangerous positions. I would seriously give him a blast on the right, didnt he play there against Man U and Bolton in the early games of the 08/09 season? I was convinced we were going to come about 6th after that mind . A front 4 of Jonas,Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Ba with Cabaye and Tiote behind them is very exciting. Then we have the likes of Obertan, Best, Gosling, Vuckic and Sammy to use from the bench to change the game.

Curious as to why Man Utd keep singing 'Viva Ronaldo'. Fair enough if he was retired or something, just weird that's all.

Were they on SSN? I left the room for 2 f***ing minutes! Schoolboy error. Tell me about it, convinced myself they wouldn't be on till at least 11. Regretting this Tea/Toast combination now.

Were they on SSN? I left the room for 2 fucking minutes!

Elliot Simpson Coloccini Perch Ferguson Tiote Abeid Obertan Ben Arfa Marveaux Ba

I bet Wearside smells like sweat.

Joe Bennett from Boro. Looks a good player him, left back as well.

When him, Cabaye and Ben Arfa get going man. Going to be sublime.

EhI thought he was ok today, probably his best game. Juse me? Edit : fy blackberry, just*.

His record for us suggests otherwise, apart from when returning from a bad injury or towards the latter end of his career. There was a period where Kluivert and Bellamy were clearly the best strikeforce we had. Then despite them being a revelation up front together, sentimentally prevailed and Kluivert was dumped for Shearer. From that moment on, Kluivert didn't give a f*ck cause he knew if Shearer was fit he'd never play. I remember Everton at Home and Palace away when Kluivert and Bellamy were absolutely amazing. Should have been given a longer run together, was clear Shearer had power in terms of team selecton, especially with Shepherd imo.

So I'm waiting on Birmingham tommorow. I never bet across two days, I didn't even realise it was tommorow till 3 o clock today. They won't win now.

A WAS EE-ARR WHEN RYAN TAYLOR WENT OWER THE WALL

Not really, no. I'm only 22, so didn't see much of the early Shearer. Just on Premiership years, and in the 5-0 against Man United, he looked like he was getting the ball deep and running at players, which he obviously rarely done in the latter years.

Waiting on Man United tonight and Birmingham tommorow for £295.70.

Back in the day, didn't Shearer used to play similar to Rooney? In terms of coming deep to get the ball and attacking players with it? I think injuries ultimately decided the way that Shearer played towards the end of his career, which he was still amazing at. I'd say Shearer, and that's without bias. In today's market, I reckon Shearer would easily be worth £50 million, easy.

Horrible dirty bastard Bardsley. Definately deliberate that.

Serious? If so fair play to them. Edit: Oh, sarcasm? Ooops!

My mate works in the boxes in SJP and at the Fulham game someone (not sure who, he told me this when I was pissed) was telling him that Carroll hated it at Liverpool and couldn't settle, he's got hardly no mates and comes back up here whenever he can. I think we'll have him back within 18 months.

For 350k a week I'd let Shola Ameobi rape me on a day to day basis.

That is a fucking pisstake. Part of the history of the ground ffs, and this fucking whale and his owl of a sidekick are painting our stadium into some kind of red, white and blue fucking taccy sports direct shop. Eurgh man.

Scared now, everything seems to have went quiet for us. Calm before the storm hopefully.