SiLvOR

Fulham down

Early doors, but think Fulham might be alright this season?

Is Mbappe actually the player-manager/part owner now on this new deal?

like a fight in secondary school

Cunt-itis

I'm torn between saying fair play to Forest for having a damn good go, and mocking them for throwing literally everything at the wall and praying it'll stick.

When he's running with the ball, I don't get the same expectation that something is going to happen like I did with Ben Arfa. There's almost an inevitability that ASM will lose it dribbling, or fuck up the final pass/shot. He needs to turn that around this season, I really hope he can.

Play like we did today, and we'll lose. Groundbreaking sentence, I know. However, I truly think we'll step on the gas this week, and SJP will be bouncing so fuck it. 3-2 win.

Preferred your original post tbh, sounded like some fire bars

My river diverted itself via Manchester for some fucking reason

Don't think we've been too bad this opening 10ish. Think there's joy for us on the counter for sure.

Know it's been said, but these kit clashes

Kinda like a mini Stamford Bridge.

We're so, so, fucking lucky to have him. My god. Worlds apart from the shite we've been served in recent years (Rafa aside, obviously.)

Loving that reach

They'll be over par soon enough

So grim.

gotta admire the sheer audacity

That defending

Glad my pre match nerves about him having a worldy was nothing to worry about

The guy is absolutely class, and he's ultra confident which every top striker needs to be. I hope he can stay fit all season, as there's no reason why he couldn't score 15-20 for us.

I know it's only one game against, let's face it, a shit team. But my god, it feels so good to start the season off well. If we can add the much needed quality in attack, then I think we could be in for a very fun season. I can't wait.

Read that really quickly and thought you said we might get a draw

Feeling nervous as fuck that the little runt Colback will somehow turn in the performance of his life today ffs

I've put 10th, but a campaign where we have absolutely zero fear of relegation for once would be smashing. So that could mean 11th, 12th, whatever. Cups I put quarters for both, because I'm greedy and want to see us take them very seriously.