Smal

What I like most about him is his enthusiasm. Genuinely seems bothered.

Perez isn't super quick but his balance and agility are absolutely insane, like.

AWWWWWWWWW YEAHHH

Obertan

Krul just did a kick and it went to one of our players.

Mitrovic loves that first tackle, like

We've had some shit management, like. HBA could've been in the same league as Ginola, Beardsley etc.

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What makes me sick about all this is that Pardew is fucking coming up smelling of roses. Even to some of our own fans . shaun bruce ‏@shaunbruce25 · 5m5 minutes ago @GraemeBailey the fans are to blame, if they didn't force Pardew out then we would not be in this mess simple

We're going to lose in extra time, aren't we?

Dummett was consistently awful at left back. Poor on the ball and really slow to turn. He's a decent enough player at centre back though.

He's played 3 games in the league and he's only 22. He'll take time to adapt. Just like Wijnaldum and Mitrovic probably will.

If we're going to compare him to HBA then it's important to note that Hatem was mostly poor (or at least nowhere near as good) when he played on the left.

Aye. People desperate to get on his back straight away, like . Try hards.

If only we had 11 Janmaats

Done it all with a great big grin on his face an' all.

Cissé, man. Get him off.

Would bring Ayoze on for Colback and put him on the left. Thauvin on the right, Sissoko in the middle.

Genuinely like playing with 10 men when this guy plays.

Colback so pointless

Dummet is an awful, awful left back, like. Passable as a centre half. Probably our 3rd best in that position actually. £8m is excessive though .

Can't see why Sissoko can't take Colback's place deeper so De Jong can play.

That defending looks awful but I'm pretty sure it's just because Hatem is untackleable. Pretty sure that's a word.

Colback got called up for England once, man. Best player.