Smal

Was supposedly close for this game from what I read. Probably the weekend.

ew

Christ. West Brom battering Man Utd by just running right through the middle of them.

I'm from York, but my entire family are from Newcastle (other than my dad who's from nearer Sunderland). Was taught to support Newcastle from when I was too young to realise what I was getting myself into.

I'll be impressed when he actually does it against a team that aren't entirely shit. Until then I'll remain skeptical.

Chelsea at home.

Obertan just... falling over.

I told you man. Every game, every kick .

Gosling now? Are we taking the piss?

They still always do it in every single game they're involved in .

Can't help but think he'll never be able to do it effectively against decent opposition though.

Perfect cross, like.

Cissé is so bad right now. It's like he's been trying to fix the matches.

Probably quite bad that I tried to drag it away so I could close it.

Sammy has the worst case of tunnel vision I've ever seen.

Used to really like Marek Matejovsky.

One of the best accounts on Twitter. Had to stop following him a couple of months ago because I spent far too long reading his tweets. Loves a wind up.

I've always defended him, but if he doesn't improve in this second half he does need dropping.

Been coming that like. We've defended terribly so far today.

Bollocks.

Best individual performance I've seen from an NUFC player for a while.

MYM is lightning, like.

Subjective

Didn't realise Pablo Aimar is a free agent. He any good anymore?