Smal

Miggy is a giant. What a man.

Southampton have been relentlessly shit, like.

Should never play for us again. Think I’ve been saying that since September though tbf.

5-4-0

Need a goal? Put all the strikers on! Need to protect a lead? Put all the defenders on!

If Shelvey hadn’t missed an open goal we’d be 4-1 up . The guy is finished.

Would take Joelinton off and get another midfielder on so Miggy can go back in the hole.

Got to get Dubravka back in now ffs.

How the fuck are Southampton this bad at defending? None of them can run but they leave acres of space behind them

Shelvey is so bad, man.

Absolute wasteman.

Shelvey is absolutely shite.

We’re playing quite high. At least compared to normal anyway.

Hendrick has even added the ridiculously dangerous tackles to his game. He and Colback are one and the same.

Dubravka will be desperate to leave.

They’re exactly the same basically. No tactics, media favourites, full of excuses and just horrendous personalities. Pardew was first and made me completely fall out of love with football so I suppose I despise him more, but had Bruce been there instead at that time I’ve no doubt it’d have been the same. The squad Pardew had though... it was so good. He had players in their prime like Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Enrique, Tioté, Cabaye, Jonás, Ben Arfa, Ba and Cissé but he deliberately wanted to avoid Europe ffs . Dickhead.

That was unbelievably bad from Dier. WTF.

He literally won player of the season last year and we’re going to end up letting him go in the summer for a minimal fee because Bruce is an idiot.

No shape at all since our first sub.

Should be a red. Studs on his knee ffs.

I think we’d be winning if ASM was on the end of the two Fraser chances, like. The system really doesn’t work with Hendrick and Shelvey plodding around in midfield. They don’t bring anything at all. Hopefully Willock can run around a bit.

This system needs pace in midfield. They are easily just playing one-twos around Hendrick/Shelvey.

Think Palace have realised you can just walk through our midfield.

Yeah, I was pessimistic too tbh. This is only the second time he’s hit double figures in the PL. He’s been great though. I like him a lot.

Wish he’d put Dubravka back in.