Smal

What's Williamson's? Shit. Less than 80%.

Steven Taylor's pass completion rate is 90.4%

West Ham should get him and play him as a libero

Would like Colo to explain what the hell has been going on now. He doesn't have to go into specifics if there are family issues, I'd just like him to say something about it.

Aye, contract expires in 2015. I know it's a year and a half away, but it'd be horrible to go into the 2014/15 season with him out of contract at the end of it. We should be looking at getting him tied down until 2018.

He only played about 65 minutes of one. And we dominated it from start to finish, not sure what he's suppose to do when we have the ball.... Look bothered? None of them did that night. They were embarrassingly poor and it was as poor a team performance I've seen for ages.

Good stuff. Hopefully he's a lot better than Obertan/Shola. Can't really go wrong at €1.5m.

He's definitely not as tall as Wellbeck, like.

Gouffran

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AND NOW THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF TOGO! So so angry.

Perhaps Gio told him not to move to England?

What's our club record for the most spent (without deducting outgoings) in a season on transfers?

uhm, goals not games. Sorry.

I'm going to put my neck on the line and say he won't get us 10-15 goals a season

It's just a journo being hyperbolic about the state of their national team.

"If I were at PSG, Lyon, Lille or Rennes, and Montpellier finished as champions, I'd want to stab myself in the backside with a sausage. What a disgrace that would be!"

He needs a lot of coaching, but he can probably make it as a Premier League player. Certainly not worth anything near the fee being talked about.

When Ben Arfa isn't in the team and Cabaye also has to come off then Marveaux needs to be on the pitch. We won't create anything otherwise. He won the free kick for our first goal.

By the way, if we do sign this guy then does anyone think we'll try to move Tioté on even more in the Summer?

That weird looking chap who has a flashy massive iPad on SSN also understands that Sissoko prefers us.

That's more credible. Right? RIGHT? AMIRITE?

Imagine if we didn't.

end this.