Smal

Hazard just did a Williamson

His release clause is €12m isn't it?

Because Simpson doesn't play for a top 4 team?

He's only just signed a new one a couple of months ago, so not for a while.

I think we could've played someone from the reserves there and they'd have had more of an effect than Shola did.

The future? It's fucking shit now

16.6% win ratio since signing the new contract. You've got to make connections between the two?

I cannot believe we're even discussing ourselves being in such a situation where most of us think we'll go down. What a fucking awful job Pardew has done

Makes it all the worse really. Still, "he's allowed one bad season"

Nice one Alan.

Debuchy's really aggressive . So weird after watching Simpson.

Eh? up to 3 defensive midfielders now

I would consider swapping him and Santon around for the second half. Or taking Jonás off altogether of course, but that's not going to happen.

It'd be nice if we didn't sit back and defend a 1-0 lead at home to the worst team in the league, like.

Look at Pogrebnyak falling over!

Birtles Banta

omg Reading are so bad.

Jonás not on his toes there. Schoolboy stuff.

Not even sure I can be arsed watching. Pardew is a mong.

Pardew. What a cunt.

Born in Paris, plays for Cameroon. Bassong, obviously.

And which part of the UK was he born in?

I'm taking bets for which club is going to usurp us on this one.