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If that scam of a fucking player wood is even close to the first team next year, fuck me.

We need to ask for a refund here, clearly a fucking scam of a player.

This right here. That was a 100% free header and he just lumps it casually to Ederson, what a fucking dogshit fucking player he is.

piss poor keeping, if he didnt interfere on Targett he would have gotten it before the corner. Fucks sake.

We will have to pay someone to take that garbage player.

Both are a fucking disgrace to football, cheating cunts. But then again the whole team is full of fucking cheating shits.

Gordon is even worse in my opinion personally, but that still doesn't excuse him for being such a snide asshole on the pitch. There is a reason why that cheating team has the most yellows for diving this season, and that's with cards rarely given for blatant cheating. But either way, he might be jesus outside the pitch and do all the right things. But for me personally, I cant get behind any player that truly wants to cheat the beautiful game to that degree. Though I believe it is moot as his price, paycheck and seemingly want to play for a CL side (lol) will stop him from ever pulling on a Newcastle shirt.

Might be, but as long as he dives around and tries to cheat everyone on the pitch he can fuck off. I have 0 respect for any player that is so fucking anti-football. I wouldn't want to see someone that is pepe levels of a turbocunt in any team I have some affection for. modern footballers in general go down far too easy, but this guy is even levels above that in being a cunt.

Stinks of old days where we would get the declined manu shitters. No thank you, JLingz.

Not to worry, I think a cunt like richarlison would never be a character Howe would want, and thank fuck for that. He is truly all that is wrong with modern football the diving cheating cunt

Sir, you are cut off from alcohol serving.

Would love for Everton to fuck off to the championship - cant stand their supporters like

I could not be more happy being so fucking wrong, truly over pessimistic and it feels good having it go away bit by bit. I still stand by how shit lascelles is mind

Huge important win, thought we at least looked way more attacking, well until the minutes after the goal. But thankfully Wolves were utterly wasteful going forward.

I take those after all the ones that we havent been given.

Our attack is truly so bad. We need some sort of Ferguson hairdryer treatment in the HT.

Laughable waste of space

I feel like we are doing it despite having Wood on the field. His contributions as a striker is truly minimal. Yeah he wins headers but seldom anything come from them and as soon as he has a chance he fluffs it or for some reason stands outside the box when we get someone on the wing in a crossing position. Especially evident when ASM came in the box on the wing, Wood was no where near being in any position to get anything from him, fair enough wasnt anyone else on the run, but as a striker you would think they would want to move in to become somewhat playable. His movement leaves so much to be desired and honestly Evertons defensive play was awful, yet he could not capitalize on anything, is it Howe telling him to not move in to positions to get on goal, I doubt that. His reading of the game itself is not great. Fair enough he is used as a target man when he obviously isnt (new midfielder?) but that cannot excuse the terrible movement in the offensive part of the game.

Sold himself extremely on the goal, not sure why he moved up to press tight rather than try to keep the zone occupied and let the other players catch up.

Would rather spend 25 million on a fucking cone.

Long balls pinged up, full panic - The second half was pathetic, it doesnt help that our 25million striker that lived on tap-ins cant move for shit near or in the box at all. This match was there for the taking. But our attacking play in second half was just truly fucking shit.

Wood is absolute fucking garbage - his attacking movement off the ball is actually the fucking worst ive ever seen.

Ref gave them the win, havertz should have had red, Murphy should have had a pen. Fuck FA and their fucking pro top 6 favouritism. Shitters

Good half tbf. But Wood has had some league 1 passing and touches. Our defense is fucking top notch, been able to keep them away from all clear cut chances

I honestly was shitting bricks the 2nd half, Bruno G. and ASM at least gave Brighton a little bit more to think about and we got those important 3 points, good teams win even when playing a stinker so this is important as hell. Love being invested again!