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The FIRST comment on that article: They just can't help themselves!

Strange that safc fans, of all people, couldn't think of a more recent high-profile diddler...

He's in fucking political exile, man All his assets were seized by the Turkish government. I wilfully ignored all of that to make my hilarious 'dough' pun. Deal with it ?

Then expanded it. #delewded

Neil Webb was a postie Was he? Still, better than walking the streets eh? Hahahaha!

This story reminds me of the time they found Neil Webb working as a shelf stacker or something. Looks like Hakan Suker, having blown all his dough, is working in a bakery: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/03/sports/hakan-sukur.html Admittedly, Hakan Suker was no Neil Webb....

How can they get 7 in a row when the last game between the two teams ended in a draw? ALTERNATIVE MACKTS! That noise you heard at the end of the Burton match was FAKE BEWS

Excellent article in the Times today...CnP'd before the paywall kicks in. Screw you Murdoch! https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/nine-years-after-his-death-reverence-for-sir-bobby-robson-still-unites-manchester-rivals-pfg9pdwbs?shareToken=3f1e50fb215132ad520185decc14e9a1

Another shout for Rafa as MoTY...espn gets it. http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/newcastle-united/361/blog/post/3473639/newcastles-rafa-benitez-should-be-manager-of-the-year-for-saving-the-clubs-soul

You think thats bad? Who's for a nice thick slice of self-awareness? Certainly not the mackems at rokerreport.... https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2018/4/26/17278986/newcastle-fans-and-their-mockery-of-hopeless-sunderland-is-it-not-just-a-little-bit-desperate Note use of the word 'still' (italicised twice to emphasise their incredulity) for an event that occured less than a week ago. Yeah, ok. For reference, beating Everton to send us down was 2016, 6-in-a-row was 2015, horse puncher 2013 and 'Boycoutt' 2008. All brought up on a daily basis by the brain-donors on Ready to groom. Christ, they still bring up a score from when Queen Victoria was still warm. Still. Cretins.

Loved it at first, but the slight misalignment of the collar...I cant tell if its meant to be like that or if it's just sloppy. Now my OCD has kicked in and I'm touching everything with both hands 16 times

Safc have quickly become the Trump administration of football, endlessly shitting out gaff after gaff to the point where taking the piss is impossible because they fuck up again the next week. "Whoah they have a fascist as a manager? Wait a paedo on the wing? Hold on, the fascists gone...hang on, racially abusing their own strikers family? Wait the paedos in jail and they all knew? Whos taken a shit on the seat? Gibsons called them all out pissed-up on camera...or is it drink driving? Cattermoles kicked off...in chinatown? Hang on, cant keep up here, has someone been arrested again? The clubs up for sale....for free?!? Oh relegated again....and relax "Bedsheets at the read folks". Fucking moron.

Iggy Pop, the FTM years...

His knuckles? Poor little mick...

Fleetwood Mackems, Maccrington Stanley...erm, AFC Wimbleftm

ENJOY BURTON LOLZ!!!!!1!1!1!111!!! Edit: Disco you kernt......

We need to hoover up all the 20k missing mackems right now...25 years time and there'll be a whole generation of '2018ers' who jumped ship before the Accy Stanley years...

"Daft thing is we'd probably still beat your side of mainly championship standard plodders" Can you even imagine if we were to play them today? They would get such a monumental fisting it wouldn't even be funny. Wait....yes it would. It would be beyond hilarious.

Context innit...Im sure anyone with their head screwed on recognises what is and isnt ignorant/offensive/intentionally abrasive. Reminds me of this piece of comedic brilliance, from a lot less tolerant age: https://youtu.be/8s4BqzHEK6o?t=33

That rings a bell, but not that they were all wearing the same brand, rather it was a single pair of shoes that did the rounds, only one of them had the pleasure of using them at any one time. A bit like the coldsore that gets passed round the band in This is Spinal Tap.

They really should be selling out their allocation tomorrow, it’s a vital game. Poor turnout in the circumstances, the team really have the lost the fans Exactly, the constant mack-patting used to be mildly amusing but now it's just irritating and barely warranted. Whether they sell-out or scrape 15k its always 'well done to all who turned out', and any (every) away attendance is seemingly treat like an excursion to deepest Kazakhstan the way they seem so chuffed to have made it. Needy pricks

"Well strictly speaking, AJ had Epibeliophelia, or at worst Hebpobephilia, either way it's nothing more than a natural urge in adult males towards a younger group, and can't be classed as dirty noncing. I just burst out fingering a 14 year old (which is fine - see previous caveats)" Dangernons, 2015 - present

And now, like easing into a hot bath, we relax, falling into a light sleep, smiling and content. In Rafa's safe hands and strong arms, we slumber, and dream of a summer of content. When ashley f*cks the f*ck off. And then f*cks off some more. And a bit more for good measure. I may have taken a drink on the train.

Nastasic seemed to have been around for ages but I just Wiki'd him and he's only 25, would take him on a freebie though. Would be surprised to see a move for Rondon, his stock has fallen somewhat. And wouldn't Munain be a bit similar to Kenedy? (presuming he stays)