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If it was released in Sunderland and found in Bamburgh then the only message is "This balloon didn't get far" If they found it in Norway then fair enough but haway....it washed up a few miles away. Also didn't capitalise the lads name. Fail all round.

That was my first thought. In the gents a couple of weeks ago he drew a lady's part. It was quite detailed, the guy obviously has talent, that's the tragedy...

I know fans of Boro, Celtic, Leeds, Burnley and Derby at work. When I get in I'll ask them what it is they love about the mackems so much....is it their slightly backwards racism which saw them hound out Darren Bent (via his mam), adulate a fascist manager and become poster boys for Brexit? Is it the flat-pack fading stadium, crumbling away on a sinkhole industrial estate? The endless 'turd that wont flush' non-football that stained the Premier League for a decade? Or, as I suspect, will they just reply 'Huh? Sunderland? Errr......*shrug*

A lot of it must be due to who you're playing for, regardless of how professional you are it must affect them. Put it this way, are you more likely to put in a shift for Jurgen Klopp in front of a packed Anfield for one of the most respected teams in European football, or dour Dave in front of banks of empty pink seats with bait wrappers flapping around your ankles in a relegation scrap for f*ckin sunderland? No wonder the mackems never saw the best of him, I imagine most of the team were considering self-harm to get themselves away...

They're following in the footsteps of previous winners like Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and it certainly put them on the map...

Seemingly every time there's a link to RTG from here that bloke features heavily, almost always making a complete tit of himself. He appears to have some sort of learning difficulty so I'll not judge too much. As for the rest of them on that 100+ page Rafa thread...well, what can you say? Bitter, obsessed, blinkered bellends, every last one of them...it's hilarious, I hope they never change!

Have they completely airbrushed last season from history, to STILL be banging on about the relegation run in? That's f*cking tragic! The cognitive dissonance and bitterness has finally overtaken them completely. It reminds me of the time when we got into the Europa cup and the rtg'tards kept banging on about 'drawn to some sh*thole in Azerbaijan'. Then we drew a team in Athens (AEK?) and they continued the whole Azerbaijan schtick anyway! F*cking imbeciles man, so glad they finally flushed.

That awful pinstripe shirt will look class whilst hugging every uneven contour of your average mackem whose body shape and size, as countless NHS studies will attest, resembles nothing more or less than a bin bag full of dripping. Tom Baker hasnt aged well...

"Simon Graysons red and white army" basically translates as "Low expectation having motherf*ckers ready to struggle and not really care anyway". That's what's so funny.

And Gateshead doesnt even get a mention Don't forget the Nissan shift rota system marra...

That old woman who made a crusade out of trying to get the "mag" journalist fired because of something he'd said years previously, and then went on national TV saying that Moyes' remarks about the female journalist should be forgotten because he'd apologised takes a bit of beating on the bitterness stakes like Chip on her shoulder like a mountain about all things Newcastle Was that, that Janey woman? She's a special case her Aye. Very bitter and twisted about Newcastle and went totally apoplectic when the local rag hired a "mag" Bizarrely this auld bat kept popping up on my Twitter feed a few times last month, bleating on about NUFC in general and Rafa in particular. She looks about 60, which when taking into account mackem metrics, probably means she's in her early 30s...

What I dont understand is why we dont already have a 20+ page thread calling his play-off victory a fluke which doesnt really count because of completely spurious reasons, then berate him as a failiure due to his sackings at Leeds and Huddersfield, finally convincing ourselves we'd rather have David Pleat marra. I cant talk for everyone but it's probably because no-one gives a sh*t.

Mustve been around the time they decided it was better to devote the stadium pre-season to those lucrative and high-profile summer gigs which brought millions of pounds into the local economy and raised the profile of both the club and the city nationally and internationally... ...that we just nicked.

Let me guess...another 20+ page thread where hundreds of mackems queue up to explain how they dont give a 'shiney sh*te'? One day someone will discover a way to convert bitterness, anger, jealousy and obsession into some form of useable energy, and on that day sunderland will become the epicentre of an entire industry.

Maybe she's funny or something. Well, let's hope so It's as Ann as the plain on Pard's face

Maybe she's funny or something.

Mackems stepped aside on this occasion? Guess he was probably sh*t all along. Ok everyone, plug in your RTG mack-tracking generators, this one will power your house til September... 2020.

That's weird, 'sweet and sour' is what I call my actual balls...

To be fair the guy has tapped into the holy trinity of RTG: Stoic British football-related violence, the opportunity to attempt another football fwiend, and punching an Islam.

Just seen the thread... Sima and another 'mag on a safc forum' seem to be debating with a poster who has mild learning difficulties, and a handful of regular common or garden Mackems f*ckwits whose red n white blinkers were soldered on at birth. Really don't know why they waste their time.

If Monk goes to the paedos he'll surely be taking a step down - at least his Leeds team knew what to expect in the (as we now know, inherently winnable) pub league and were pretty close to a play-off berth. He would be taking on a team(?) with no motivation, very little ability and a bunch of absolute cretins in the stand ready to chuck their wads of free tickets at him after his second home defeat. As For McInnes? Meh, *shrug* go for it, who cares.

All spat on him at the Chelsea game and called his mam a "tartan-faced porridge-monkey". Last straw for him apparently. Shame, always rated the guy.

What an absolute shambles that place is! Wonderkid Pickford utterly all over the place, that should knock 20 million off his ludicrous price tag. And with that, they slide into oblivion, unmissed and unloved and with one final flourish, the turd is flushed. Au revoir, adieu and f*ck off.

He'll go to West Brom for ten mill and be forgotten about in 3 years. Like that alkie they bought from Hearts and let go for free.

He's nothing special. He sh*ts himself when the pressures on. He couldn't keep a clean sheet if his life depended on it. Bottom of the table. Rabbit in the headlights. Who the hell in world football would pay 30 mill for this kid? He just isnt that good.