bhoywhonder

“Hi, St Mirren fan in peace here… I think Jack will do excellent for you, he’s young, plays exciting football and is very ambitious. Here in (checks wikipedia) Paisley we’ve always had a soft spot for SAFC and yet harboured nothing but hatred for your arrogant neighbours who think they should be in the champion’s league and smell of gravy. Gutted he’s is leaving St Johnstone but don’t worry Jacky boy will get us up in no time.”

This is priceless...he's basically Tom Sawyer-ed them all into whitewashing his fence and the braindead c*nts are queueing round the block

"The piss-take party stops now"...Sounds like the 'hard' teacher at school when he lost his rag. Im sure rapey to groom are pure lapping it up. Oh and for context: One Of The Greatest Clubs In The World 1:2 Burton Albion (OOTGCITW Relegated to Div 3)

SAFC have repeatedly shat the bed for several years now...relegations, noncing, covering up noncing, fascism, racist fans, an absolute shitstain of a club. Short had to literally pay someone to take this heavily shat bed off his hands, scrimping away what cash he could in the process which in all likelihood means all the marrashute payments. The fact that the mackems are even trying to gloat that their shat-bed is now an incredibly cheap and payment-free shat-bed beggars belief. Enjoy Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley. God speed in your big shat bed. FTM.

That club statement was as much of a come-on as you can get without being explicit. "We believe we have a watertight contract with Rafa, which could only be deactivated by a hefty sum (lets say 6million GBP), specifically clause 18(b) which any prospective activator might struggle to even find (at the bottom of page 24). Even then they would have to ring Mike direct on his top-secret number, (0191 258....)"

The only reason I renewed (after I chucked it during the Pardew debacle) is Rafa. After a string of utter chancers (Houghton aside) we have someone who 'gets it' and I'm clearly not alone in saying if he's allowed to leave, I won't be back. Look at this reception he got, at a random 5-a-side in Fenham. If that was Pardew, McClaren, Allardyce etc, the apathy wouldve been palpable. Not Rafa, he's adored here as a manager, as a man and as a representative of the club, the fans and the city...He has to stay, theres too much at stake.

Jesus that squad is poor. Im not a massive fan, in fact i cant remember the last England match i watched, but I wouldnt open the curtains to watch that shower. Cant imagine Germany are exactly shitting themselves at the prospect of facing Wellbeck, Cahill, Pope et al.

That picture they used on Twitter is absolutely perfect, sums him up in an instant. Peak Allardyce.

Continue moving up??? What's it like in their heads man?! Its like a complete alternate reality!

The FIRST comment on that article: They just can't help themselves!

Strange that safc fans, of all people, couldn't think of a more recent high-profile diddler...

He's in fucking political exile, man All his assets were seized by the Turkish government. I wilfully ignored all of that to make my hilarious 'dough' pun. Deal with it ?

Then expanded it. #delewded

Neil Webb was a postie Was he? Still, better than walking the streets eh? Hahahaha!

This story reminds me of the time they found Neil Webb working as a shelf stacker or something. Looks like Hakan Suker, having blown all his dough, is working in a bakery: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/03/sports/hakan-sukur.html Admittedly, Hakan Suker was no Neil Webb....

How can they get 7 in a row when the last game between the two teams ended in a draw? ALTERNATIVE MACKTS! That noise you heard at the end of the Burton match was FAKE BEWS

Excellent article in the Times today...CnP'd before the paywall kicks in. Screw you Murdoch! https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/nine-years-after-his-death-reverence-for-sir-bobby-robson-still-unites-manchester-rivals-pfg9pdwbs?shareToken=3f1e50fb215132ad520185decc14e9a1

Another shout for Rafa as MoTY...espn gets it. http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/newcastle-united/361/blog/post/3473639/newcastles-rafa-benitez-should-be-manager-of-the-year-for-saving-the-clubs-soul

You think thats bad? Who's for a nice thick slice of self-awareness? Certainly not the mackems at rokerreport.... https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2018/4/26/17278986/newcastle-fans-and-their-mockery-of-hopeless-sunderland-is-it-not-just-a-little-bit-desperate Note use of the word 'still' (italicised twice to emphasise their incredulity) for an event that occured less than a week ago. Yeah, ok. For reference, beating Everton to send us down was 2016, 6-in-a-row was 2015, horse puncher 2013 and 'Boycoutt' 2008. All brought up on a daily basis by the brain-donors on Ready to groom. Christ, they still bring up a score from when Queen Victoria was still warm. Still. Cretins.

Loved it at first, but the slight misalignment of the collar...I cant tell if its meant to be like that or if it's just sloppy. Now my OCD has kicked in and I'm touching everything with both hands 16 times

Safc have quickly become the Trump administration of football, endlessly shitting out gaff after gaff to the point where taking the piss is impossible because they fuck up again the next week. "Whoah they have a fascist as a manager? Wait a paedo on the wing? Hold on, the fascists gone...hang on, racially abusing their own strikers family? Wait the paedos in jail and they all knew? Whos taken a shit on the seat? Gibsons called them all out pissed-up on camera...or is it drink driving? Cattermoles kicked off...in chinatown? Hang on, cant keep up here, has someone been arrested again? The clubs up for sale....for free?!? Oh relegated again....and relax "Bedsheets at the read folks". Fucking moron.

Iggy Pop, the FTM years...

His knuckles? Poor little mick...

Fleetwood Mackems, Maccrington Stanley...erm, AFC Wimbleftm

ENJOY BURTON LOLZ!!!!!1!1!1!111!!! Edit: Disco you kernt......