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That reply! "If he doesnt want to be here f*ck him" Newsflash mackems. Nobody wants to be there...your entire playing staff are all basically chained to a radiator against their will. Good luck replacing your top scorer as you spiral yet another drain. Tatty bye.

Superb! Like something from The Day Today right there

Can't wait to meet him I'm gonna kill him Cause that little motherfucking Richard got arms like a gorilla Voodoo, runnin' from my tweetshit Gorrillas on the piss

Knowing the chron the headline would be something mind-numbingly lame like 'Takeover Blow', possibly including the word 'fury' somewhere in the subheader...

Ok "Benitez mused..."

Some winable games there 4 very winable games there. In fact, on recent form I imagine we can all predict 4 pretty comfortable wins.

Offends me so much more than the Jacuzzi gif. He does journalisming as a profession ffs.

I know, I get it. I was lampooning them. It was a simple lampoon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/41a84e0f663aaac2c316f1d7af6d902047c38fac.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/12f67b56b287eae3b0b0614b30ff7d7bb66e1b15.jpg "Oooh, Mike loves a good curry, but he cant eat a Madras, cos of his spastic colon. Why cant you eat them Mike?" "Me spastic colon"

True, once both their TravelTaverns are full and now that Lizzy at the Roker Paradiso Bed & Breakfast had her stroke, they'd be out of hotel rooms. Any tourists coming to the region looking for culture would've had to stay at a real hotel, like the Crowne Plaza or Malmaison, spending their dosh in a real city of culture, like Newcastle. Such a shame they didn't get it. Such an absolute shame. Well done for trying sunderland, you did us all proud *pat pat*. Now get back to your public defecation and racism, stick to what you know.

Logged in just to say....nice! I'll go with: "100 pints of lager. And 4 poppadoms"

"If you wanna beat the rest, and if you wanna douse your legs, oooh, defecations what you need" Dirty fuckers.

Huffty's really let herself go...

For anyone else it would be, but these dickscratchers will be booking an open-top bus parade and celebrating yet another great escape. It's what happens when you have a docile fanbase who accept mediocrity as a benchmark. Well, not counting the 20K who buggered off when the free tickets evaporated, they're the real heroes...

Are we really putting any truck in what Ryder has to say on the matter? His paper is basically one giant clickbait and, if you can even imagine it, he is one of the least informed journos working there. "So Lee, we've seen latest offer and given that the club has made clear their intention for a quick sale, is the ball firmly in Stavely's court or can we expect further incalcitrant responses from the Ashley camp?" "Errrr....The Beatles?"

More like a Fatwat amarite? Amarite? I'm rite rite? Fatwat! Rite?! F*ck this, Im going to bed.

People from Sunderland hate it? #homosexit

"Buying a football club is much like making love to a beautiful woman Paul...You woo them with the fine things, French wines, Belgian chocolates, an NDA so tight you couldn't fit a Rizla through it. Then you hope the other party is interested and provided there isn't the occasional leak, sew up the deal with minimal fuss before loudly announcing it to all your friends..."

This year's 'Who lives in the bestest city?' study is out and it says Newcastle seems to be doing ok. Didn't read any further after our mention but I'm sure the mackems did ok too... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/07/birmingham-uk-city-oxford-reading-pwc-demos In keeping with his forum's major areas of interest, NAMBLA Newsletter or Der Stürmer would be my guess.

That was actually posted by - I assume - a grown man. A grown man with either an unnatural predilection for knowing foreign ages of consent lower than those he is currently bound by, or a man with an increasingly suspect Google history. Seriously mackems, STOP the paedoing. It really is doing nothing for your self-appointed 'classy fans' mantle.

Christ, any other team, organisation or set of fans etc would be doing their utmost to distance themselves from what happened. Not these dicktips, just like with the Bent/Lukaku racism and the DiCanio fascism they go to the far end of a fart to deflect, justify and ultimately absolve blame. They need to realise society (away from wearside at least) has basically come to the conclusion these things are wrong and to be avoided. I guess what I'm saying is: Mackems...just stop with the paedoing already, it makes you look baaaaad!

Dream team... would be worth it for the chants alone (though the kids for a quid thing might have to be situated in an area minimum 500ft from the dugout)

Hahaha oh dear...another set of fans to cross off the increasingly diminishing list of football fwiends! Hopefully this becomes a standard chant for victorious away fans at the Estadio da Lose. Shame there won't be any home fans around to hear them...

"Newcastle town centre will be lively if we win this one to go top of the league" Haha, does anyone stay in chickentown when away teams play at the SoL? I mean, why would they?

What's going on on the back of his head bottom right? It's safc Total Recall and that's the mackem Kuato... "Open yer mi-yund marra" Only just noticed they have succumbed to the back-shirt sponsor dollar...what a shithouse club they are now!