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Saw this photo on the Chronicle website after the Boro game... http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article12956144.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/JS117952142.jpg He looks dead inside, and that was him trying to be positive after their performance!! I've made a huge mistake

Just had a glance at the table. Reckon tomorrow is a must-win for them...

The child-fingering paedo loving relegated turds on rtg petitioning for a points deduction yet? *waves* hi dangernons!

They do though don't they though?

Burnley too, for some reason... "Vot is your name?" "Don't tell him Dyche..."

Tory life peer Baroness Brady? Close friend of the Camerons and Murdoch shill, that Karren Brady? Its a mystery m8

Trying to follow today's events reminds me of the time I watched Memento half pissed. So I'll just do what I did then, zone out til it's all over then read the Wikipedia page to explain what the fcuk was going on..

Turns out old Terry 'wears his brains in his hair' Butcher was pretty accurate here. Probably not for the reasons he intended though.

Its been bitter-sweet for me, the first half of the season had the whole 'detoxifying spa-break' feel, knocking goals in for fun and decamping at the top. Then it started to get tense and it did feel like it was slipping. But then Rafa mind-f*cked Huddersfield into shafting themselves and in the end it was comfortable bearable. The lack of quality opposition and the downright amateur approach of the officiating wont be missed though.

I admit I didn't get this reference, so I wikipedia'd it: Yeah....still not seeing the similarities to SJP. What exactly are the bitter inbred arseholes getting at here?

Bing bong....classic

And thats the end of that chapter...

its like a comfort blanket to him Wank sock more like, what a clueless fucking arsehole. I love how the latest narrative is that the champo is back to being a pub league and we should be thoroughly ashamed at scraping promotion. Lets see what their excuses are when they sink like a bag of hammers next year...

Christ, their patter is just atrocious. Why the constant disrespect to Burton, and now Fleetwood? Anyone who ascribes to the PL as the f***ing be all and end all needs their head seeing to. If anything this season has show what a really competitive league looks like, and the fact that Chelsea, City, Spurs etc are so summarily dismissed from the CL every year should put to rest this 'best league in the world' bollocks. f*** it, let's stay in the champo again.

Aye. They are going to find the championship a much tougher proposition than the last time they were down there. Apart from the three teams who don't get through the play offs, Norwich and Villa will be in there next season as well. Theyll piss it. Pub league, Defoe will get 35 plus. Already seen a mackem put them down as unbeaten at Ladbrokes....

They are saying its a false promotion, Rafa has failed, finishing second is a failure etc .etc. they just can't bear it can they? this is the mother of all results days, the c***s are f***ed and we are on the brink, get the f*** in Dangernons knuckle-deep on a 15yo, explaining why it's all ok legally....

Much prefer days when we're not playing

Not their fault the ice caps melted marra. Ice age geology = Magedia

We play on Wednesday. Its a world gone topsy-turvy!

"We got promoted by mistake...."

So far in the red that they cant even afford more red....

That Dangernons prick seems to be very quick to defend/deflect on the whole paedo thing....Ex-offender? On a list? From Sunderland? Actually the whole thread seems to be mostly along the lines of 'nothing to see here, move along, lets not listen'. What a bunch of creeps.

"Have you got 'Into the Valley" by The Skids?"

To flush a turd you youyrself must become a turd. Worst fortune cookie ever.

Jordan "rabbit in the headlights" Pickford rules himself out of a move to NUFC. Hey Jordan...Try keeping a clean sheet in more than one attempt in 10 and try not to sh*t yourself so much against the big boys. Then you might get a call.