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"Oooh Mr Wraith, you are awful....and your energy drink gave me yellow anal discharge"

Christ the wife is mesmerising when she speaks like she is hypnotising you. Wouldn't be surprised if Ashley ends up selling her SD as well by accident. Ashley and Charnley be like

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100227224111/villains/images/9/97/Blackknight.png "Just you wait and see mate...I'm primed and ready for a REVOLUTION!"

He tries to pulls the same pass-agg sh*t I do when i talk to Mackem At Work, just needs more effort. "Well you lot are shit, your ground is empty, your owner and manager are incompetent and your town is like a sepia photo from 1979. But Billy Jones' lip is clearing up..."

Christ! It must be sobering to them that we both had derelict brewery sites on the outskirts of our city centres in the 90s. Ours is now this: http://www.theconstructionindex.co.uk/assets/news_articles/2015/11/1447405650_usb.jpg http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article12875632.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/CFR_NJL_100417teaching_02.jpg Theirs is this *sad trombone noise*

I remember a few weeks ago Wor Hyem tweeted they were were 'in talks' with the club regarding pulleys....something like this in the offing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfsmBlITW1w Though hopefully less grim...more like: We can dream!

Pretty much the first thing anyone sees on emerging from Sunderland train station: "F*ckin aye marra, alreyt, got a spare quid mate? F*ck off then, welcome to sunlun" *staggers away, starts argument with vending machine*

There's no aspect ratio setting that makes this goon even vaguely presentable...that's way too much face for one heed.

Can so few people create a toxic atmosphere? On the minus side: the players can hear every word of abuse. On the plus side: no-one can understand a f*cking word they're saying.

Superbly put!

Nissan's shift rota was pedalled out as an excuse used to temper expectations for midweek attendances iirc. Hilarious!

To be fair, they've had three top ten finishes since the Cretaceous era and monkey-heed oversaw two of them. If you have the expectations of someone on death row, that counts as a 'boom' I suppose. If that happens we can at least rename the pink piggery 'The Cramatorium' as he'll basically be overseeing their death throes if Short pulls out his cash.

Wait a minute. sunderland's manager is named Grayson? I've been calling him Crandall...

Pure sicko. He seems absolutely desperate to have a couple of friends, probably the type of weirdo that writes to Peados and Murderers when they're in jail. I believe the phrase is "Well, that escalated quickly"

"Our future is like our past: Thoroughly shafted" Might work in their favour psychologically when they play Norwich...

No-one who speaks Cockney can be an evil man

Despite the odd blip I reckon Simon Preston has them in more or less decent shape...

Make that a few pints on the table and that is definitely Ashley right now And a sport direct logo on his mug, free with transfers over 5 mill.

"The extreme internet personality, who has referred to LGBTQ pride events as “homo shame parades” and pedalled anti-Semitic myths about Jews, has been using an image of Sunderland AFC’s home ground in his videos since June 6" Christ! I imagine his tirades would go down a treat in chickentown, he clearly chose them for a reason. Another one for the list: Support of a self-confessed fascist - check Support of a convicted paedophile - check Racial abuse of players/player's family - check Involvement of EDL-backed sectarian violence - check Tacit support from the American alt-right - check But one of us hit a horse and couldn't spell 'boycott' 9 years ago. So, you know...

"Delia Smith lovers". Their craic is absolutely lifting.

And on and on and on they go! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rafa-at-breaking-point-apparently.1383541/page-70 Vanilla Ice supported PE on tour, in fact Chuck D tried to get him signed to Def Jam. So do your F*CKING homework 'cluffy'

I've cracked it... mackems don't hate NUFC, far from it. No, they hate NUFC fans, which explains their defense of Ashley and how we were lucky to have Pardew. We hate them ergo they take the opposite view. Our love of Rafa doesn't confuse them, they know exactly what he's achieved and the positivity he has spread and support he has garnered with the fans. And that's what leads to 250 pages on him. It's absolutely killing them that after relegation we landed on our feet and they've now landed in the sh*t. Love it, just love it!

Go-ahead? From who? (whom?). Having seen how the shady b*stards operate I would've thought the last thing they thought about was chasing up written permission from the local ombudsman

What's happening to the arena when the new one on the Quayside opens? It wouldn't take much to reconfigure it to a sports-only venue for Ncl basketball and hockey teams surely? It was always sh*t for music anyway, acoustics are like listening speakers on full blast from the bottom of a giant Pringles tube. Underwater.