bhoywhonder

Never trust a man who buttons up his suit. Proper red flag that, dodgy lawyer vibes. Apart from that, Welcome aboard lad!

'Exile' half way down the comments, continuing to shit his pants in public and have the longest recorded public meltdown in the history of social media! Love his work!

Tough one. I think I'd have to say "The best of Newcastle United"

Very surprised another PL club was willing to spunk money on him given his form this season. Less surprised when I hear that club is Forest.

That photo on post #12 man! These Clampetts really have not got the hang of this whatsoever. Just give it up you bellends, you saw us do it, thought you could do it and have just shat the bed over and over again with every shite attempt. No wonder they think the PIF travelled back in time to 2017 and threw cash at it. As far as they're concerned, that's the only way in their fucking embittered pea-brains it makes sense, because fan-led movements have never worked on wearside. Basically, no matter how determined they are, their terminally lackadaisical fanbase just could not give a shit when effort needs to be put in.

Add to that the Intertoto bollocks from the mid 2000s. I've literally never heard anyone but the mackems mention it, even after we won the fucking thing.

Even if it comes out looking like that, which it wont, it'll mean nothing to anyone who recognise it ."Oh yeah, the upper left quadrant of our badge, neat". It's hardly 'what is a club in any case...' levels of inspiration is it? The fact that they (whatever their equivalent of WorFlags is called) continually denigrates their efforts and dismisses them as club-funded as part of the owners 'sportswashing' agenda, forget one thing: Its been going for years you cretins, do you think Ashley was slipping them a few bob? When ten-thousand names appeared on the giant surfer (you know, with the mosque on that you all kicked off about, which turned out to be a funfair) do you think those names were picked from a phone book at random? the fact that large-scale fan-funded initiatives is such fantasy fiction for you lot speaks volumes. If the Nobel committee had a prize for 'coping' these insecure fuckers would be odds-on every year.

They're absolutely bricking it after that draw, hilarious to see the triple-mental-backflips the groomers are doing to dismiss (a) any trophy and (b) specifically this trophy and (c) any appearance at 'Wembo'. None of which now count, sorry everyone. One thing though, after well over a year... how do literally none of these imbeciles understand what the term 'sportswashing' means? If anyone is in any way positive about NUFC "aha yave been sportswashed marra!". So, I've had my previously tarnished reputation somehow cleansed by pouring millions into a sporting event or establishment? Or are you getting mixed up with the word 'brainwashed', conflating that with the word 'sport' and just running with it, cos why not? Cretins.

Soooo...you cant get match fit without playing a match. But you cant start a match without being match-fit? What kind of Catch 22 bullshit is that?

Does anyone even give a shit about these irrelevant cunts opinions anymore? I mean, who gives a shit? 70 odd pages about our game, I cant even name their manager for fucks sake.

Always seems like a canny lad, but that ridiculous handbrake turn when he was 1-on-1. Nope, not up to it. Off you go.

Murphy has had literally months to do nothing but train to peak fitness. So how did he look so completely the opposite of 'match-fit'?

Not have completely underestimated the opposition and what the game meant to them. Not to put out a trio of shit players who - God willing - will never pull on a black and white shirt again. Not to have a plan which meant 'bring on the big guns' when two goals down. Not to have Chris Fucking Wood as a game changer. That. How would you have played it?

He fucked this up today, playing that first eleven riddled with sub-par garbage like Lewis, Murphy and Ritchie, match-unfit Isak, Lascelles and Manquillo? then expecting the cavalry to save things with 30 min left with the damage already done? Poor.

well yeah, in my scenario it requires functioning limbs, I too would've keeled over after less than 5 minutes on the pitch. But that's not my paid job!

While Im shitting on Murphy, can I at least say, this fucker was the worst offender. Front and centre, chance put on a plate... and totally shit his skeets. Nice lad. Shit forward. I'm sure even he agrees after that performance.

just re-saw that 1-on-1 where he totally bottled it. Jesus, Im in my 40s and I wouldve at least punted it it at the keeper's face! He just had a complete meltdown and shat himself.

yep, that 1-on-1 he was clearly being controlled by a malevolent penguin on a failed goal-heist

I hope this is the last time I post on this thread. No more excuses, he's just bad from top to bottom. Piss poor. Time to go, his two penalties were great thanks. Remember how he would physically drain the energy from powerful crosses, as if he was skilfully guiding them back into the keeper's arms as a defender? That was a year ago, and he's gotten worse. Get rid. Ta-ra

One was a great save tbf

Murphy, Lewis, Manquillo, Ritchie, Wood... Never darken our doors again. The gulf in class between our first eleven and these utter cloggers is unbelievable.

absolute shite defending

Miles off ffs

Being through 1-on-1 against a defender 2 leagues below...and slams on the brakes. Incredible.

As strong as we were at arsenal, im loving how shit little arms was against Brighton