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Every time I think I have a handle on their cretinous dim-wittery, they manage to come up with something even more crashingly stupid. And as usual, straight to talking about us, though to be fair they lasted almost 6 replies on this occasion. Fucking imbeciles.

Nigel fucking Farage woke up and thought... "where could I do my Remembrance Day interview from, in front of a nodding fan who looks like a fire-damaged Tommy Lee Jones?" It took him less than a second to decide:

Exile 1968 Midfield 36 minutes ago #14,339 Owt on Look Newcastlr about 100 thousand of them taking to the streets to welcome the Saudis new whore? Ya knar like when Rafa joined. Imagine being like this. Just for a second, imagine being this prick. 24 hours a day this poor bastard has to live this life. Unbelievable.

2 weeks ago: "Benitez? haha that failure? spent force!" 1 week ago "Fonseca? Who? They love a fancy forren name in the jordee nashun!" 2 days ago "Emery? Give ower! failed at PSG, Failed at Arsenal, haha bring it on, be much better with someone like Howe" Today "Howe?? haha, from Conte to Fonseca to Emery to this? 'Howe' the mighty have fallen lol FTM To any mackems reading - your opinion has never counted for less. Keep dropping like a stone in division 3. lol.

Cautiously optimistic of an uneventful draw/narrow defeat/not getting absolutely rammed every which way. So... 0-2.

Girl power? Ladette culture? What year is it in sunderland, 1996? And 'accepting the whole equality'? Yeah, get back in the kitchen ladies, equality isn't a thing on wearside. Just all so unbelievably depressing.

This is what I find the most baffling about RTG. Working in Sunderland/Washington for about 10 years now I have nothing bad to say about them whatsoever, all absolutely sound lads and have always been self-deprecating and ready to have a laugh about both clubs and the everlasting shite they put us as fans through. And yet on RTG - absolute bell-ends. The takeover has pushed a good few of them over the edge, and yet when I go to work it barely even comes up. Meh.

Catts for me like...

In fairness, Bruce did frequently seem 'miles away' in the dugout. fuck knows what his tiny mind was on

They are collectively f*cked at this point. I'm working in Washington, and the confusion between Saudi headwear and having, and I quote, a "P*ki dot" on your forehead is alarming. Ready to Groom has had their needle stuck for about 2 weeks now, someone give it a nudge.

That flag will look great when six of them have to prop it up over 150 empty seats. "No blood on our hands". Plenty of blood on (redacted) Johnsons (redacted) when he pulled it out of a (redacted)teen year old lasses (redacted)? And you all loved it? Paulo DiCanio. Self proclaimed fascist. sunderlin? Get to fuck.

Everyone: Woodgate: You've all forgot about my racism right? cool. Well....here's my opinion, Newcastle right, no-one would go there from Madrid....I was there, it was mint

Their rank hypocrisy is really something to behold. Pre-lockdown sunderland town centre was weekly host to anti-immigration rallies under the “justice 4 Chelsey” banner, which in all reality was just an excuse for racists to have a big piss-up and shout at non-white people. Well, would you believe it, all concerned about human rights and the plight of Yemen all of a sudden? And the LGBT+ community? Go fist yourselves mackems, you have never been less relevant, and your shit faux-outrage is fooling no-one. Get fucked.

Paulo DiCanio looks on disapprovingly. Lets not forget the weekly (yes weekly) far-right anti-immigrant marches in SR1 not that long ago and the lightning speed that the Durham Miners fled when Mussolini-tats was worshipped after 0-3 marra. THIS is the moral angle they're taking? Aye, reet...

No. No No No Nooooooooo. I remember when TF were a bit credible. wtf is this??

It really has (online at least), and as someone who works in Sunderland and with many decent SAFC supporting colleagues, this does seem to have been the final straw. Though the major bugbear seems to have been the coverage on Look North! I don't have any real ill will towards the mackems these days, working with so many of them, and they genuinely are mostly canny lads... but the feeling of irrelevance as a club cant have been more pronounced in any of our lifetimes. meh.

Was trying for a bairn with mrs BW when that fucker rolled into town, giving up tabs, alcohol, caffeine, all forms of fun to make my swimmers work. It did the trick and he's just turned 13...unsurprisingly has never been taken to SJP. That's gonna change real soon...

I genuinely didn't think I would actively enjoy the hate coming from other clubs, and yet here I am. I have many questions and severe doubts about the new owners, as ecstatic as I am to see ashley gone, I'm very conflicted about those incoming. That's to be expected surely? But the reaction of all these cnuts who are suddenly pearl-clutching about daily life in Riyadh for (insert who the f*ck they pretend to care about today)? Nope. Not having it. Its ALL about competition. Fellow relegation strugglers have one less club to worry about. In time, the top 6 might have one more. Tough sh*t. Am I happy to be supporting a tool of the Saudi sportswashing F1/Boxing/whatever operation? Absolutely not. Am I bothered that it is pissing off the rest of the twats in the PL? Nope, they can go f*ck themselves.

We need to stick this on the fridge or something. "Put a bit of sellotape on THE FRIDGE" "It's not much of a game is it?" This is where we are now...

I haven't posted in this thread since last summer, when I threw in my cards and gave up on the whole shebang. But I've made an exception today to say you, by the way, are an absolute weapons-grade c*nt. You're welcome.

He really does.

There's only one way to find out....

Quite right, Nobody is a good dude. Thats harsh, I'm sure there's a few

Crop rotation in the 18th Century was considerably more widespread after..............? John "i didn't mean that much you stupid bloody hippy" The thread has taken a much more entertaining direction!

Holy shit, they've signed Mitchell Curry? Look out Fleetwood, your days are numbered.