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Ossie Ardiles left a very touching tribute on Twitter, which led to some great clips of Escape to Victory. The overhead kick being the obvious one, but this is so good too: RIP

It's very telling that there is still an English city in 2022 that considers a foreign name to be 'fancy'. God help them when Indian or Chinese food arrives in chickentown, their tiny minds will explode with the fanciness.

Well that's it then, I can no longer read about our signings being over-rated, our fans never attending, our owners being the worst dregs of history, our ground being a 'landfill' or whoever we're beating having "been shite today like". Truth is, they closed it down because they couldn't handle the facts. 'Mags' who countered their idiocy and repeated lies were banned. Then, when their racism and misogyny was screen-shot and posted on twitter, instead of addressing it, their equally-racist mods just shut the door, presumably so they can continue their rancid shit-slinging contest out of public view. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted. Good luck Jlaws and Grumpy old man, you might get one thing right yet. Bears Beets and his pals, calm yourselves down, Citalopram is a wonderful drug. And fare thee well Exile, your life has been busted open by this and your meltdown hilarious but seek help and get your life back on track. It's not too late. Maybe try to reconnect with your kids you broken old basket-case.

Yup, or use it themselves as a tactic, so many replies start off with "you mean like when your owners..." (alongside their other new favourite, deflection from the issue at hand - eg when asked a pertinent question with no good answer, reply "why are you even on this board anyway mag?") Their racism is so bare-faced now, and with moderator support, it's jaw-dropping. The mask has not so much slipped as been jettisoned into the sun, there's no getting this genie back in the bottle. And when this perfectly reasonable point is raised: Camel Humper is clearly, clearly, a racial slur directed at peoples from desert regions in Northern Africa and the Middle East, because that's where most of the camels are. It doesn't make the distinction between Qatari, Saudi, Iranian, etc. It's just a handwave generalist disparaging descriptor for people from that region. The N word doesn't distinguish between African American, Sudanese, or Jamaican, does it? You bring up Israel, and it's pertinent so I'll run with it. Would you use an antisemitic term to describe someone from Israel? I'd assume not, because you have issues with the state, not the Jewish race. Why would you use 'Camel Humper' as a disparaging remark about the state of Saudi Arabia? (post 1,162) it was deleted (luckily not before being quoted). They know they're fucking banged to rights but keep digging. So much of the old "well is 'limey' racist? is 'sheep-shagger' racist?', its like stepping back in time 30 years. I swear they're >this< close to "how can it be racist? It's just short for Pakistani?"

This is incredible, the mods have basically said "Well the site is a rancid echo chamber at the best of times, how can we make it even more so? Of course, delete posts I don't like and ban the posters, perfect" It doesn't surprise me in the slightest but as has been said, they are utterly broken and are now just shouting into a void. However, that it's well over a year and the same few dozen posters are still saying the same shit is stretching incredulity somewhat. To anyone watching (basically us) it must look like that episode of Black Mirror where the PM is blackmailed into fucking a pig live on TV. The gathering crowds are laughing, cheering, goading and taking the piss. Then, as it continues, the laughter subsides and smiles fade, replaced with disgusted faces and low murmurs. "My God, how long is he going to continue? This is just really sad now. He's made his point, he's done what's expected...why is he still doing it?" Mackems...time to stop fucking the pig. It just looks tragic at this point. Makes sense, the rest of the forum is basically Der Sturmer these days.

Sunderland player: "Thanks for all your support, it's really appreciated but... can you stop singing that racist song about me? Thanks very much" Sunderland fans: "LOL no, we'll sing it more! And if you take the knee we'll shout at you" Absolute bottom-feeding pieces of shit.

Another SAFC Rollernonce? FFS, I can't keep up! Go on yerself Crabtree, you stomach-churning mackem peado!

Literally 20 seconds into the clip, like the first thing out of his mouth: "I know that the PIF is...they own Newcastle, they have plans for Newcastle for the future, not just to develop the football team but also to develop the whole ecosystem within the club. But, you know, we will benefit, sports in Saudi will benefit from these collaborations and this ownership because we do exchange programmes with Newcastle and the rest of the world" Meanwhile in Sunderland: 'A break in play as Sunderland players fight Al Shabab players in Dubai' ........"go on gewcho, fukn drop'em" RTGroom really is a pit of lying shitbags in complete denial of the world around them. It has been spectacular this past year watching so many of their lives crumble into a real-time Kubler-Ross diagram (without the 'acceptance stage), the vaux outrage and hypocrisy off the scale. It's been, and continues to be, fucking hilarious, long may it continue!

Wahey, he's back! Isn't that the Johnson apologist who knew just a 'bit much' about the technical definition of an actual paedo vs your common-or-garden nonce. Welcome back Dangernonce! This whole turn of events is pure fried gold. They spend a year shitting on 'the mags' because Saudi. Then they troll themselves and arrange a friendly with a Saudi team when they could literally have played anyone else in the entire world. Half the fans outraged, half them backpedalling their whataboutary tandem 'til the tyres smoke. Then both sides set about each other. Superb! Exile currently having his shoelaces and belt confiscated for his own good.

Jesus, the pants-shitting going on over there. Hey 'Bears Beats', seek help, you have serious issues.

I couldn't give a shit to be honest, every team does it from the top of the prem to the pub leagues. When it works (today) i'm laughing my arse off, when it bites us in the arse (Liverpool) I'm fuming. Que Sera Sera as Doris Day sang...

A story in 3 parts....from the group who do nothing but decry Wor Flags' Efforts: Part 1: Hi everyone, looking for volunteers for tomorrows display. Remembrance day so super poignant....Lets go. (Everyone stares at shoes, no-one replies. 3 hours pass) Part 2: Hi again, our numbers have been halved after the NA_LY OU1NM shit show, so we'd love a chance to give it another go...anyone? (2 people make their excuses....and up steps this hero: Part 3: "I cant be there, but hopefully people get there, I know its a fans funded effort, but its a pity the club couldnt offer something to the volunteers, free pie and pint at the match?" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/poppy-display-volunteer-info.1593020/ It really is hilarious how just utterly shit these clowns are at just everything they try. God love 'em.

Bi-lingual puns are v rare, and this one deserves applause!

This bloke has serious anger issues, every post he makes, his veins are bursting out of his temple, its hilarious! Skylon doesn't seem to be able to grasp basic reading comprehension when replying to posts. He should try to sort that out. Exile is just hilarious as normal. His life utterly ruined, it's lovely to watch! Two fucking years man!

Feyenoord binned them off a while back when they embarrassed themselves in Magaluf with a shared flag or something. I think they're trying to cosy up to Bilbao now. Who next, Palermo? MLF cos they kicked off at us 20 years ago? Who the hell even cares?

Hang on...So all they had to do was hold up some cards to spell his name in block caps (well done WorFlags1973 or whatever, fucking incredible creativeness right there) Then they fuck it up and just chuck it on the pitch. Then they go on RTGroom and shout at each other. It really is hilarious how just shit at everything they are.

"Anyway, so he said this and I said that, and you know what, he said this, can you even believe after everything? So anyway I said that and long story short it's over" Well done SAFC on making an official club statement of something quite important* sound like a teenager's TikTok break-up video. *well, to you lot anyway. No-one else gives a fuck.

That bench?!?

So the day on RTG started with trying to take the piss out of our record signing, then realising their manager had fucked off. so in a nutshell: "Alexander! Oh, Neil?" I heard he left cos all they seem to do is criticize....

Is that why they sacked O'Neill off? So they then instantly nabbed their manager? Oh thats too perfect! Well done SAFC, blowing your own foot off in the most hilarious way possible!

I've had to have both of their displays explained to me by 'Mackem at work', like Dennis explaining the 'implication' to Mac in Always Sunny. "Its a pair of black cats eyes...I really feel like you're not getting it "I'm not, I'm not getting it" 3 weeks later: "Its the ship, like on the badge from the 80s...I really feel like you're not getting it" "I'm not, I'm not getting it" If you have to explain the punchline, the joke hasnt worked. Just do it better mackems.

Well this is the core of it, it's all completely performative. Before the takeover - nothing. nowt. not a peep. Post takeover it's a ludicrous 'think of Yemen' 'sold their souls' 'no moral compass' faux outrage. And we all know, them included, that if PIF moved on to, I don't know, pick a club, West Ham, they would never, ever be mentioned again on RTG. We know why and so do they. Also, now we know the RTG Neanderthals are lurking here, a few pointers: 1. Prefixing your insults with 'camel' is inherently racist. Stop it. 2. Your sudden concern with women's rights is undermined by your constant - and it is constant - misogyny towards Amanda Stavely and Chi Onwurah. When the men get a pass and they don't, you show your true colours. Stop it. 3. 'Hoys gays off buildings'. No-one says 'gays' to refer to gay people. Also you're thinking of ISIS in Syria and Iran. Not the same place. So, stop it. So sick of these yapping pups trying to be relevant. Also Exile, I genuinely believe you're having some sort of episode and your mental health is, quite frankly, fucked after the takeover you dreaded finally went through. Maybe have a break.

So, after a whopping two displays their tifosi group have turned on each other and crumbled? So, who's going to semi-organise their half-arsed Wembley displays, and then cancel them because of reasons? Who's going to accuse Wor Flags of plagiarism, then crack out a frankly shit surfer featuring - wait for it - local landmarks across the bottom? Fucking imbeciles.

Top half, and not getting dicked in the cups. Wor Flags to continue to boss the atmos on a match day, and actually enjoying the club again, not too much to ask!

I think he really does, all joking aside. Some kids flown halfway round the world to chill in a place he's waited for a long time... and he's greeted (at half six in the fucking morning) by some lonely obsessed stalker whose life has been torn apart by the events of 9 months ago. His bitterness is palpable, his life broken and with every one of his pathetic unseen tweets posted here I just laugh my spine out at his tortured breakdown. Hi Exile you pathetic, aimless obsessed cunt. Still cracking one out to chubby MILFs on Twitter you saggy old shitbird?