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Its a weird thing to obsess over, and according to that thread we have a song celebrating their aiport deficiency. Well, I couldn't recall it so I've adapted the old scouse 'classic' about Man Utd in Munich.... Who's that lying about the runway? Who's that lying about the planes? Its the bitter mackem fools, acting like a bunch of tools, 'cos they cant get that obsession out their brains The story about someone getting sparked out on the luggage carousel....thats something else! Conjures up an image that wouldn't look out of place in an episode of Father Ted. F*cking Moron!

"My name is Jack and I like to pass-back....."

Woke up this morning half asleep Twelve million quid burnt in a heap, and all his crosses went into their ha-ands I'm just sitting watching Florian Thauvain Watching Florian Thauvain Doing f*ck all again.....

Seems they've got previous when it comes to having a quick slash on church grounds: http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/876126.fury_as_woman_spared_jail_for_grave_urination/ So on the basis that one idiot earned us the nickname 'horse-punchers', we now have twice as much reason to call them the....I dunno......Christpissers??

This hopeless f***er http://media.giphy.com/media/ys5paotHEo6WY/giphy.gif "Hows he looking doc?" "Well, he's broken just about every major bone in his body, he has third degree burns to his chest and legs, his scrotum was sheared off in the impact and he's functionally blind. That mans gone through about as much pain as Ive ever seen anyone survive. And he still has hell to look forward to." "What, he's gonna get worse?" "No he's improving. But he's asked to visit sunderland...."

I'm sure the region's t-shirt printers and plane hire companies are keeping their fingers crossed...

Christ, how could he have made it more obvious they are his second (and that's generous) choice?! Imagine if this was an ex-lass who had made it very public she wasn't interested in you despite you doing everything to get her back. Instead, she clung onto her current (disinterested) lad until he literally kicked her out the door, and then turned up saying - "one more chance?" and spouted some billy bullsh*t about you being the best lad in town. You have a choice - if you had anything about you, you'd slam the door. Alternatively you might take her back, but on your own terms so she doesn't shaft you again and she has to actually work at the relationship. However, if you had no dignity at all you'd chuck a bunch of money her way, drop to your knees, cry tears of joy and get your tongue to work on her chocolate starfish so hard, her dentist has to work around it at her next cleaning. This more or less describes the situation on wearside right now. "He loves scorin against the mags marra, 10 million well spent!"

"hey which ones Gibbs? Which ones chamberlain? They all look the same to me FUCK YOU NEWCASSELL BITCHES IM NOT A RASCIST (you watchin media??)

21 pages on our match from the 'not bothered's' Twenty one. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/scum-v-arsenal-bt-sport-1-1200.1125921/page-21

From their website..... Bit harsh, they signally fail to mention the UK's biggest free outdoor Fosters drinking festival air show. Has anyone ever been to that glass centre thing? Sounds like a right load of boring esoteric sh*te to me.....

When i was at school your 'gooch' was the bit between your ballsac and your arsehole, or indeed your c*nt and arsehole....So by that logic I expect him to slot in between larsson and cattermole. Edit: And wouldn't you know it, it still is! http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/gooch

:lol: Thanks Einstein Who the hell's Ein saint Ein?

Pretty much, Bournemouth seem very underprepared for the step up to this level - see also Bradford, Barnsley, Blackpool, Burnley - hang on, I see a pattern here. We're through the looking glass people.....

If that's a real thing then their desperation truly knows no bounds. Is there any team left whose hoops they haven't lasciviously rimmed in an attempt to build some sort of false bonhomie? Us excluded obv...

Borini: No No No No Liverpool: F*ck off Borini Hey, Sunderlham United, I love you guys too! Thanks for the wife's flowers......

'Supposed to be'?!? I'm guessing you've never been! It's the region's anus, and the populace are so conditioned into accepting that means it'll remain so for the foreseeable future. Which basically means any decent players they sign will continue to pay their council tax to Newcastle.....

Turns out it's only 3 weeks, schools go back 1st week of September...

An 'insult' used almost exclusively by mackems. Who in their usual blistering lack of self-awareness, have the dictionary-definition of lop-sided in their flat-pack sh*thole ground

No they aren't. Sunderland however........

He's decent by SPL standards, but Celtic have better options in that position. Reject is a bit strong though. All I remember is people bellowing of him to get back into position having wandered way too far forward and not 'tracking back'. Imagine Santon without the final product. So, basically, a welsh Santon.

No, not that.... That. Inexcusable.

After the way he went on towards the end of his time here, and the absolutely abysmal and cowardly non-appearances he put in on the pitch manipulating his exit to the latest money-spunking arab plaything....I would laugh my dick off if he ended up at Crystal Palace! Please make this happen.....

City's not great but the Gower peninsula is beautiful. Not sure it has much to offer some 22 year old walking haircut obsessed with sleeve tats and spit roasting... Which is how i've just stereotyped EVERY premier league footballer. Deal with it.

Thats not the real Riv', its a Pez dispenser version. Which means it's more or less just as effective up front. Edit - just noticed his neck scars....what is this some Lt Aldo Raine failed lynching type affair?

Seriously, over Depay? Ridicushit decision. All about the Advocaat link I would imagine....if he ends up in that sh*thole, his agent should be fired into the centre of the sun.