bhoywhonder

Oh yeah.....I need to rethink my life.

I just report the news from the other side so you dont have to go there! I worked in Doxy park man, I like to open peoples eyes to the lunacy I saw on a daily basis for 5 long years... *shudder*

Over on Rapey to Groom, the nonces are outdoing themselves tonight. From... Haha City 8-nil lol!! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/what-would-you-give-for-8-nil-city.1221769/ Bet on city, buying money lol!! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/man-city-to-score-over-2-5-goals-tonight.1221778/ To.... Excellent result for us http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/good-result-for-us.1221853/ How the hell did the mags not trounce city? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/opportunity-lost-for-the-mags.1221852/ At a guess, about 15 threads about tonight's game. And then usual 'whats best - pointing left or pointing right?', 'recommend me a moon to stare at', 'my next doors neaybours dog geet sh*ts aaal owa - advice?' Im beginning to think relegation for either - but not both - will be a blessed relief...

No need, they'll just go in dry like every other time. Ok, teeth gritted, lets get this over with....

Wouldnt think so, unless its financial irregularities/Administration or fielding an illegible/suspended player, the FA just stick to lining their pockets with all that lovely lovely money. Though I seem to remember Arsenal and Man Utd losing points after a full-on brawl that involved more or less everyone on the pitch. Probably because half of them still think the Earth's flat and his footage confuses and angers them.

Pth, but could he do it on a wet tuesday night at Wigan? Oh yeah...he tried. It was a resounding no.

Your face is obsessed Yessssssssssssssss

Praying for an uneventful 0-0 which gives everyone who sees it eyeball cancer with it's unwatchability. Sent from my sh*tty HP laptop using curry-stained fingers

So, the 'not bothered, certainly not obsessed' noncefacists down the road on today's events.... Pre match - 58 pages: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-for-fun-newcastle-v-swansea-prediction.1220087/page-58 In match - 31 pages http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-vs-swansea-come-on-you-swans.1220820/ post match - lost count http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/a-result-like-that-has-been-coming-for-weeks-now.1220893/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/doing-them-a-favour.1220890/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/true-geordie-latest-video-after-swans-match.1220910/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastles-run-in.1220912/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/well-after-the-mags-win-how-do-you-feel.1220921/ Bonus classyness http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-scum-still-applauding-the-17th-minute.1220852/ Pray to Allah these f*ckers finally slope off this season. Horrible paedononce dog botherers, squirming in their wretched hive of villany. But thanks for beating Norwich, much appreciated.

Do you really need an answer to that?

OK I'm confused.....Is Rafa going to peel back his face to reveal the grinning imbecile never left?

Huh, mackems helping us out? This is unprecedented. If we win today I might not slit my wrists just yet... (Although it does show how horrendous our defence is we conceded 3 to these useless f*ckers)

No they don't. I forgot they've been relegated recently. Silly me. Several times. So much so we could petition to change their name to 'Yo-Yo, Yo soy Paedononce AFC'

They won't. They might beat this shower of sh*te but their run-in is horrific. If we can get any sort of momentum going, it's between us and Norwich. So basically, Norwich FTW.

Just mini-punched the air with a whispered 'gerrin'. This is going to take ten showers. Now don't blow it you noncey f*ckers.....

This lot certainly think so:

Well, I agree with this bit

I honestly think the nonces will get spanked, effectively relegating us both. Cant count on those paedy f*ckers to do anything right, especially anything that might benefit us....

I've done that predictor thingy 3 times now - optimistic, realistic and one with the occasional 'rogue' result. Norwich stayed up every time. Over on Rapey to Groom they have a thread on the same chronicle doodad which is onto the 3rd page. After the OP all but ONE post has them not going down. One. And we're the deluded ones..... (edit - NOT going down)

In precis: 'We know we're sh*t and we've been conditioned to accept it. Two top ten finishes in over 60 years does that to you. And you f*ckers, with your top 5 finishes and European ties now swapped for relegation in just 3 seasons and not being accepting of this utter gash? well, shame on you" and Cabral and Adam Johnston, but we don't talk about that cos of how classy we are again.

Ha, go on yersel' Jonas! Hope he takes them to the f*cking cleaners....

Yeah, I think he was called Dave something.....

If the nonces don't get a result at Norwich in the early ko I can see our lot chucking the towel in before a balls been kicked. 9 points from safety, game in hand or no, sends out a pretty clear message.....

Win. Then the paedos roll over at Carrow Road rendering any effort redundant.....

If being an idiot was a sackable offence I'd argue Rafa would be the only one left in the dugout. Watching an empty pitch.