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Turns out it's only 3 weeks, schools go back 1st week of September...

An 'insult' used almost exclusively by mackems. Who in their usual blistering lack of self-awareness, have the dictionary-definition of lop-sided in their flat-pack sh*thole ground

No they aren't. Sunderland however........

He's decent by SPL standards, but Celtic have better options in that position. Reject is a bit strong though. All I remember is people bellowing of him to get back into position having wandered way too far forward and not 'tracking back'. Imagine Santon without the final product. So, basically, a welsh Santon.

No, not that.... That. Inexcusable.

After the way he went on towards the end of his time here, and the absolutely abysmal and cowardly non-appearances he put in on the pitch manipulating his exit to the latest money-spunking arab plaything....I would laugh my dick off if he ended up at Crystal Palace! Please make this happen.....

City's not great but the Gower peninsula is beautiful. Not sure it has much to offer some 22 year old walking haircut obsessed with sleeve tats and spit roasting... Which is how i've just stereotyped EVERY premier league footballer. Deal with it.

Thats not the real Riv', its a Pez dispenser version. Which means it's more or less just as effective up front. Edit - just noticed his neck scars....what is this some Lt Aldo Raine failed lynching type affair?

Seriously, over Depay? Ridicushit decision. All about the Advocaat link I would imagine....if he ends up in that sh*thole, his agent should be fired into the centre of the sun.

So annoying when you see something so obvious and just lament to yourself.....'wish i'd thought of that'!

Etymology 101: Mon = 'My' (French - Masculine form) Cur = A mongrel dog, of low worth. MonCur = My worthless male dog

http://eplwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Steve+McClaren+Southampton+v+Nottingham+Forest+Z7YnyNSxbGnl.jpg http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/210540/600full-steve-mcclaren.jpg http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/mcclaren_790724c.jpg It's like in the last one he's actively trying to shmile in a, how you say, dutcsh accshent,.....

Meanwhile on RTG: "Chuck in a fiver for Mrs Advocaat's flowers?" "Oh I'm sorry, what was it, family bereavement?" "Naw" "Oh dear, her cat died?" "Naw" "Erm...leaving her job?" "Naw man, Dick's having to spend 9 months in sunderland" "Jesus. Here's fifty. Pass on my best wishes..." Attention seeking nobheads! Did they pony up for an apology bouquet for Shirley Bent?

Well put. And this time Monty Burns has a f*cking army of Smitherses toadying about to do his business. I imagine that dipsh*t carver was even trying to avoid eye contact whilst on the phone to Jonas. "Only following orders" eh john? Spineless, talentless, half-witted c*nt.

Jesus Christ, some Stalin-level revision of history right there! Though I think to credit them with some sort of Stalin-esque strategy is a bit over generous, it's more like the internet's thickest c*nts being thick. Again.

After such a lengthy period of not-giving-a-sh*t-ery, that goal - and his celebration - really brought a smile. Go on yersel' Jonas.

Look on the bright side, your lot will save a fortune on t-shirt production and plane rental. I reckon the NETD trophy is about to be retired after 4 years of non-existence. I expect to see the '___ in a Row' trophy morph into it's place any time now......

Programme notes synopsis: "Ah divvent kna. y'knaa. eh?"

"The Unflushables". Forever circling the drain of relegation.

TO THE PLANE!

How about go f*ck yourself you underachieving c*nt. tw*t.

Everyone I've spoke to said they'll be happy with a point, and few actually expect to get it. F*ck you Ashley, you've lowered our expectations to absolute f*cking zero. Thread title!

Taylor?? After last week? That f*cking midfield man, Carver must realise. Sleepwalking towards the bottom three....

When Al Muburak gets bored, Manchester City Council are going to have one hell of a bill on their doorstep....

These'll take us apart on Saturday