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hahahahaha pardew garn fist yersel! What a cross and finish

Good band....they reforming?

"WEEPING football ace Clarke Carlisle....." The f*cking Sun man. Written by idiots, for idiots.

Blimey Charlie....this escalated quickly

Translation: He's got a good record against us. That's the only criteria they need to make a bunch of t-shirts and idolise him as some sort of messiah. Called it!

London.

Sky Sports Twitter are showing a graphic placing Defoe ninth in the top ten PL all-time scorers. The top three reads: Alan Shearer: 260 Andy Cole: 187 Wayne Rooney: 181 So by 'Mackem Logic', they really should've tried to sign one of them at the arse-end of their careers for a much needed boost of goals. *Ahem*.

Translation: He's got a good record against us. That's the only criteria they need to make a bunch of t-shirts and idolise him as some sort of messiah. Seriously though? How much have they spunked on Altidore, Whickham, Fletcher et al....only to fall back on this has-been?!

Look at McManaman when all that litter starts to blow past, a mix of incredulity and sheer disgust (henceforth known as one's 'sunderland face') What the hell is wrong with those bamps? I can only guess the sh*tty plight of their town centre has them all conditioned to accept - or even encourage - squalor.

That toilet in the Bigg Market? Bit harsh, it also prints the Journal which is half decent, sometimes.....

"Aaron's Funny Stories..."

Odd....Pardew's on the screen and I don't want to put my foot through it. Nice feeling.

I would be shocked if any of those names were on Swindlers List tbh I wouldn't be at all surprised to see that chancer Advocaat on the list. Though at least with Ashley's tight fists its unlikely he would be allowed to go on a spending spree that would see us demoted to League Two a few years later due to financial impropriety...

Stop being mental, remember even when Pardew was doing well we never really 'took him to our hearts due to his lack of 'Geordie credentials' (copyright every lazy b*stard in the media this week)

Word for word what the Radio Leicester commentator said *whimper*

"I think that was a song aimed at the owner..."

Not so sure - playing a weakened team and getting knocked out the cup ticks a couple of big boxes for Ashley. And he's very, very cheap...jobs yours you bulldog-faced tw*t

Radio Leicester bloke said our defence 'at sixes and sevens' and we 'offer nothing going forward'....he sounded surprised?

just gone two up.....

Did he actually say that? Falling back on a stereotype from 20 years ago which wasn't even true at the time. He's a f*cking disgrace as a pundit, BBC Sports needs an enema to get rid of their sh*t. Incredible that essentially taxpayer's money is picking up the wages for the likes of him and robbie savage

Shame we didn't have a replacement or two out on loan, or another GK come to think of it......

The speed at which, after initial promise, we resorted to type today was frightening. What did Carver say at half time to produce such an inept performance? "Ok they havent got any subs left so job done, just go out and enjoy yourselves, or something. Make Alan proud!" Edit - *looks up*, ah already been said.....

Yep.....predictable.

SISSOOOOOOOOKOOOOO!

Cut to pardew in stand at villa, talking on a bluetooth headset.. "I dunno...how many left-backs are on the pitch?"