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bhoywhonder

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  1. It's Turkey... The screens are probably only there to remind them of whether they're still ------------- (COMMENT REDACTED)-------------- between Greece and Syria.
  2. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-having-four-home-games-11168748 Multiple trophy winning Rafa Benitez being schooled by the man who brought us... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia
  3. Just about to empty my paddy power account on a home win. Taylor, Anita....ugh. Obertan as an impact sub. Prepare for a bumming.
  4. Stop avoiding the question....Have you, or haven't you, ever farted on a cat? Or a dog?
  5. 47 pages! Shame on you, shame on all of you!
  6. You're absolutely right, please accept my unreserved apologies. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/have-you-ever-farted-on-a-cat-or-a-dog.1218165/
  7. Not being a dick but, having had time to contemplate the outcome.....I'm actually not bothered anymore. The worse thing is Rafa won't stay and that's a kick in the teeth following the eye-AIDS that was pardew/carver football and Steve McF*ckwit continuing to steal a living with that sh*t eating grin and pub league tactics. Imagine a whole season with Rafa still in charge, and Mitro, Gini, Townsend, Cisse knocking bricks, pins and party favours out of the likes of Rotherham and MK Dons. Old school away days at Leeds, Sheff Wed, Forest. A derby to not dread now we've broken their bleventeen in a row. It's the hope that drives you crazy.
  8. The fact that racist threads are deleted doesn't do anything to nullify my point, it simply means the mods know the rules. And if you stand behind all the verbal diarrhoea that spurts from that borderline retarded forum, then good for you, but as far as i'm concerned your opinion no longer matters.
  9. Its bizarre isn't it? Between the 'can't wait to beat the league leaders' and 'beat Norwich away and we're fine' threads it's a near-constant stream of drivel about 'the mags'. I've said it before, I genuinely can't recall a set of fans so lacking in the very basics of knowledge about the game. Then go over to their general chat forum and you get a very unwelcome window into their psyche away from football. Constant fighting about how how their 'city' is sh*t/great/no different from anywhere else marra, appalling views on race/islam, 'Whats everyones faverout chocerlit bar?', 'recommend me a window to lick' and using the word hipster as an insult like it's the year 2010 when being confronted by something new-fangled like craft beer. I would so hate to live there...it seems like some sort of isolated bubble of time refusing to move with the rest of the country. Regressing if anything.
  10. Well, on the bright side, at least we get a derby next year. These f*ckers still noncing kids? And dogs?
  11. Hardly the same. Groom her, ascertain her age (making sure it's two or three weeks over 14), lure her to a car park, neck on, finger her, go back to work. Pretend nothing's happened til your boss finds out. Complicitly lie together for a year. Have a few good days which ensure your end of year results are belter - and have one GREAT day when you bury your nearest competition. Have everyone you know chant your name, milk it for all it's worth, watch as a workmate is instantly sacked for a similar (as yet unproven) offence. Smirk as the lass you f*cked over descends into crashing depression, online bullying and social alienation. Keep milking that applause - they inexplicably still love you. Get caught. Get sacked. Go to pris. Your boss is pushed under the bus. The brain-dead morons are still in love with you, the millions are still in your bank, and the lass has now attempted suicide. Welcome To Sunderland A.F.C.
  12. He's 'appealing' the vaginal secretions of an underage girl from his fingers. Then scoring against us whilst milking the adoration of tens of thousands of like-minded bigoted misogynistic mackem pond life. Yeah, I'm not letting this go anytime soon.......
  13. That hair! Is he inflating it to deter predators/attract a mate?! Yours, a severely receding man.....not jealous. nope.
  14. Aye and got a brand new club crest, voted on a brand new nickname (who does that?!), and a brand new name* for their brand new stadium. (*one of the most evocative in world club football. Nicked from someone else)
  15. you'd have to organize for someone to take a crowbar to darlow's legs first, like *cracks knuckles*, ok, where is he? I think there's a bit of unearned respect here mind....lets not forget in the last few games he did his 'musical statue' act to watch the stoke goal fly in, and weakly palmed a perfectly manageable ball back into play which the mackems dutifully rattled past him. The fact he hasnt been as shit as expected isnt cause for praise. Maybe his replacement wont be as shit as expected either, Elliot's certainly lowered the bar in that respect.
  16. This whole 1992ers thing...they do realise what year it is now, right? They can do basic maths, right? Anyone who made the adult decision in 1992 to switch allegiance are all in their 40s and 50s, discounting two generations of fans since. And I don't buy it was that many in the first place. And anyway we were sh*t in 1992. F*cking fake 1997er puppy paedos. Well, some of them have aspirations not to live in that dungheap.....
  17. His eyes in debt and third driving ban probably.....
  18. The gap between McTufty and Rafa.....worse/better than SBR and clogger souness (before we all spat on him and punched that horse)?
  19. Are you taking the p*ss? SAFC, along with the vast majority of the cretins they call a fanbase have already deleted the whole incident from their history. I read yesterday "why do they keep saying ex sunderland player when he played for city, boro etc?" Here's why. You knew. You all knew, and you all kept him in the first eleven to save your PL status, you all chanted his name like a hero, you all danced like gibbons when he scored in the 90th minute and you all hounded a child on social media to the point of suicide. sunderland and their fascist defending, nonce loving, backwards racist sh*tstain fans are a disgrace to the game. But yeah, I punched a horse that time so equals pequals... Hang on, do you think I'm a mackem? Heh, it was more a public service broadcast to the mackem nashun....
  20. Yup. We're all horse punching gravy-stained bouycoutting wongaloids, you're all dog noncing racially mam-abusing child fingering paedos. Thats the deal now. Didn't you get the memo?
  21. Are you taking the piss? SAFC, along with the vast majority of the cretins they call a fanbase have already deleted the whole incident from their history. I read yesterday "why do they keep saying ex sunderland player when he played for city, boro etc?" Here's why. You knew. You all knew, and you all kept him in the first eleven to save your PL status, you all chanted his name like a hero, you all danced like gibbons when he scored in the 90th minute and you all hounded a child on social media to the point of suicide. sunderland and their fascist defending, nonce loving, backwards racist sh*tstain fans are a disgrace to the game. But yeah, I punched a horse that time so equals pequals...
  22. A little from column A, a little from column B...... (*little = lot)
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