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So annoying when you see something so obvious and just lament to yourself.....'wish i'd thought of that'!

Etymology 101: Mon = 'My' (French - Masculine form) Cur = A mongrel dog, of low worth. MonCur = My worthless male dog

http://eplwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Steve+McClaren+Southampton+v+Nottingham+Forest+Z7YnyNSxbGnl.jpg http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/210540/600full-steve-mcclaren.jpg http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/mcclaren_790724c.jpg It's like in the last one he's actively trying to shmile in a, how you say, dutcsh accshent,.....

Meanwhile on RTG: "Chuck in a fiver for Mrs Advocaat's flowers?" "Oh I'm sorry, what was it, family bereavement?" "Naw" "Oh dear, her cat died?" "Naw" "Erm...leaving her job?" "Naw man, Dick's having to spend 9 months in sunderland" "Jesus. Here's fifty. Pass on my best wishes..." Attention seeking nobheads! Did they pony up for an apology bouquet for Shirley Bent?

Well put. And this time Monty Burns has a f*cking army of Smitherses toadying about to do his business. I imagine that dipsh*t carver was even trying to avoid eye contact whilst on the phone to Jonas. "Only following orders" eh john? Spineless, talentless, half-witted c*nt.

Jesus Christ, some Stalin-level revision of history right there! Though I think to credit them with some sort of Stalin-esque strategy is a bit over generous, it's more like the internet's thickest c*nts being thick. Again.

After such a lengthy period of not-giving-a-sh*t-ery, that goal - and his celebration - really brought a smile. Go on yersel' Jonas.

Look on the bright side, your lot will save a fortune on t-shirt production and plane rental. I reckon the NETD trophy is about to be retired after 4 years of non-existence. I expect to see the '___ in a Row' trophy morph into it's place any time now......

Programme notes synopsis: "Ah divvent kna. y'knaa. eh?"

"The Unflushables". Forever circling the drain of relegation.

TO THE PLANE!

How about go f*ck yourself you underachieving c*nt. tw*t.

Everyone I've spoke to said they'll be happy with a point, and few actually expect to get it. F*ck you Ashley, you've lowered our expectations to absolute f*cking zero. Thread title!

Taylor?? After last week? That f*cking midfield man, Carver must realise. Sleepwalking towards the bottom three....

When Al Muburak gets bored, Manchester City Council are going to have one hell of a bill on their doorstep....

These'll take us apart on Saturday

Hull result would've been a hell of a lot funnier if our form read as bad as W1 D1 L5 But it doesn't. Thanks Carver, you increasingly special ars*hole.

Leicester win on sat could make things.....nervy

Shearer knows which side his bread is buttered, simple as that. Any difference between what he says on MOTD and what he thinks in private don't mean sh*t, he's not rocking the boat to keep the cheques rolling in. Which means his good will is evaporating at f*cking lightning pace right now.

So we turfed out Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon and Ben Arfa. We retained Williamson, R. Taylor and Guttierez. And then put John Carver in charge. 7 in a row. Surprised?

"See you in Strasbourg....."

Even the armed forces? Those bastions of morality? Well now I don't know what to think.....

Not Tammy Wynette's finest hour, that track.....

10 Year-old in his new contract AJ's equivalent of a release clause......

Given the nature of the crime, more likely "How small....."