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Hull result would've been a hell of a lot funnier if our form read as bad as W1 D1 L5 But it doesn't. Thanks Carver, you increasingly special ars*hole.

Leicester win on sat could make things.....nervy

Shearer knows which side his bread is buttered, simple as that. Any difference between what he says on MOTD and what he thinks in private don't mean sh*t, he's not rocking the boat to keep the cheques rolling in. Which means his good will is evaporating at f*cking lightning pace right now.

So we turfed out Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon and Ben Arfa. We retained Williamson, R. Taylor and Guttierez. And then put John Carver in charge. 7 in a row. Surprised?

"See you in Strasbourg....."

Even the armed forces? Those bastions of morality? Well now I don't know what to think.....

Not Tammy Wynette's finest hour, that track.....

10 Year-old in his new contract AJ's equivalent of a release clause......

Given the nature of the crime, more likely "How small....."

For f*cks sake, we're gonna have to charter an Airbus A380 to get that banner off the ground.....

"Another job done"?!? What other jobs were done then? That must've been one hell of a depressing 'to do' list, Jesus.....

Personally, I could watch Barca - Manchester united finals until they collapse like a dying star from embarrassment But, aye....Bayern again. Chelsea, Man City, Stevie Gee, Best League in the world etc

That's pushed me to the limit quite frankly....if Carver entertains the notion of a full time job on the basis of that, the guys a complete f'king sociopath.

As numb as I feel about the piss-poor display I witnessed today, I can always consolidate myself with a quick sojourn to rtg and thank my lucky stars Im not one of them. Fourteen threads about us on the first page. Fourteen.

I read it as a 'Tropic Thunder' reference...."Everybody knows you never go full leprechaun" I was talking to the lad in the downstairs flat (Man Utd fan) about today's match and he summed it up perfectly - "That's exactly the sort of sh*t city fans would've pulled before the arabs rocked up, proper inferiority complex"

I can't imagine that'll have any impact - they've gone decades of being completely ignored by everyone south of peterlee. This is like a 'cry for help' from a teenage goth desperate for attention. Keep cutting mackems, you'll hit an artery sooner or later.....

Jesus Christ, they're actually doing it! That right there, really shows just how much we mean to them distilled into one beautiful picture! When we did 5 in a row did anyone even realise? I certainly didn't, so trotting up to 'ponteland airport' with a banner under my arm was certainly never on the agenda! Please, please please let there be 'FTM' on the end of the banner out of shot!

Superb lay-off from willo there

Yup. similar stature and identical knowledge of the game. He needs to stop using the butter to lube his ring ready for fat mike and go back to idly snacking on it while grunting his bullsh*t to the masses.

Of course it was. In front of the Kop? No chance.

Excellent! (Could apply to any of about 5 players right now mind)

Raylor - "Checking..............react"

The London media get to simultaneously suck him off while telling those ungrateful norvern fackin monkeys to know their place. Accompanied by that picture of that shirtless landwhale with the NUFC tattoo on his Jabba-esque gut. Cos y'know, he's representative of us all......

I absolutely cannot wait to see that f*cking plane do it's gloating fly-by now. It will once and for all seal their status as small-time obsessive knackersacks who put victory over NUFC ahead of absolutely everything else in their laughable repertoire. Lose 1-4 at home? Get the Sopwith Camel boys, we've got a banner to paint.....

Still get angry at Dyer on the line Ugh, had repressed that memory....was that his 'I'm a little teapot' impression as the ball floated past in slow motion? Nobhead. But yeah, dreading the plane thing. Two weeks after the match. Celebrating a thing that no-one outside of SR even realises is a thing. With their little commemorative t-shirts and everything, bless!