bhoywhonder

Yup.

Booked for diving, get him off the cheating tw*t

We're letting them dictate the pace when it's us who should be making them chase - they can't make anymore subs, so should be making them do the running now.

Riviere's composure in front of goal is non existent atm

Goal machine colback!

Normal service is resumed

Goal from a corner? in under 30 mins? Is this real life?

Good Lord! That's, erm, an interesting development....Can't just 'float that out there' FFS! That wasn't a serious comment ffs I'll take your word for it. However, have already informed Scotland Yard and mailonline mind....

Christ, his post-match verb-declension drivel was like an episode of Derek "I likes winning, but we was robbed. He we're a mile onside he was, I likes defenderers, theys my favouritest"

Good Lord! That's, erm, an interesting development....Can't just 'float that out there' FFS!

"But nothing like the lure of a luxury car from Alexander's Prestige Motors inc. Your one stop-shop for all your luxury car needs. Remember, quote '@themichealowen' for a free walnut burr dash...." tw*t.

What the sh*t is this? It's a world gone topsy-turvey!

Blimey Charlie!

Just seen the Guardian article....too early for champagne? Reet, going back to bed.....

Yup.

Go on, sling your hook you useless gaping tw*t.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/inevitable-4-in-a-row-t.1009529/ Was available same day. How f*cking predictable! Bless those small-time c*nts!

All over the place quite frankly. But scored a goal to piss off the window-licking dullards down the road, so for that he's forgiven.

Arsehole of a man. As blinkered as Wenger, if not more so.

Its been over a week...no commemorative t-shirt?

Forgot he was on the pitch today. Twice. Which means I actually forgot that I had forgot that he was on the pitch.

Someone's been on the spray paint....

"Good evening Ladies and Gentle Men. We are....tonight's entertainment"

RTG talking bollocks? Surely not... Love the bit in bold - class journalism! http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/sunderland-fans-are-fattest-in-premier-league-report-1-1503708

The state of that mackem man..... I imagine he's had to explain 'FTM' to plenty of Thai hookers in Pattaya trying vainly to tug him off. "It means F*ck The Mags pet, mags are jawdee kernts, deluded fat gravy-stained horse punching....." "Yes ok. Can we stop now, I cant find it under these folds. You want money back again?"