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What a load of sh*te, thats the kind of tenuous bollocks I'd expect from them tbh. Not sure if you mean my explanation is 'a load of s****' or their excuse for using the name is. Whatever....that is what they claim the name is for. It was their pitiful excuse for plagiarism i was calling sh*te, not your post! I still can't believe they had the nerve to steal one of the most famous names in world football and appropriate it as their own with such a bullsh*t story. We should direct our visitors to pictures of the prefab piggery, just to compare it with the real thing. From the sublime to the ridiculous, I'm sure they'll agree.

What a load of sh*te, thats the kind of tenuous bollocks I'd expect from them tbh. Well ive just wrapped up the least productive afternoon ever, i've done zero work, looking at flights, accomodation, the forums, booking time off, i'm absolutely buzzing. Its so distracting i've not even had time to digest the awful news about Hatem Ben Fica.

Yes. Sweet Jesus.... Class to have a load portuguese beers and not result in being chucked out of nandos. This will be epic....

Non Newcastle no tem aeroporto, na verdade, ele está fora do limite de cidade em Ponteland, Northumberland. Não acredito que eles mentindo Geordies marra...

Translation: Wow, no-one outside our dismal shit-hole town really gives a flying fuck about us. So...combined XI anyone??

Lawd ha' mercy *kil dem*

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....oh hes missed again. *5 mins later* SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

"They may play in the same colours as Norwich, but its safe to say they come from a lot further east" Thanks ESPN.

Mackem tbh Fair do's! Actually on reflection, I'd call him a dirty mackem t***, make spurious threats to the next-door neighbour, shit on his car, go into a self-loathing depressed funk and then post my findings on RTG to curry favour with the other pond-life. FTM, Haway Angie Macalackhali!

Christ that thread is so depressing. If roles were reversed and my lad asked me to go to the sol to see Eto'o, Willian, Zhirkov etc, I would probably take him, especially if there was absolutely zero chance of it ever happening at our place. However, as per spurned mackem tradition, I would obviously have to take a s*** somewhere inappropriate....in his Lego box or on one of his Transformers perhaps

North-East Top Sad Dogs: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/health/sunderland-is-country-s-depression-capital-1-5486369 (for the record, I don't feel good laughing at mental illness....but then I read the article's comments. Clearly SAFC related!)

Just let them get on with it, RTG have evolved into the permanent itch that's impossible to scratch. An annoyance, nothing else. Saying that, they provide endless fuel for the whole ongoing 'classy' thing. As well as a never-ending source of sig material...

Only 27? Don't be daft, they predictably had another thread on the match, a mere 17 pages. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=765346&page=17 To be fair it starts with a few mag kernts sensible mackems pointing out the idiocy of the OP. It then descends into a complete witch hunt, mag accusations and what appears to be one man's descent into mental ill health! That place man!

Spamouflage. FTM 9-spam.

I notice people are talking about Spam in the past tense...confirms everything i suspected about it still being 1979 in that dreary sh*thole. I'm guessing the Echo's runner-up prizes included a Bay City Rollers LP and a 3-day week. In unrelated news, naming rights are available for the sol. Just a thought.....

Is this definitely going to appear on the shirt tho? I cant find any mention of that..... http://uk.virginmoney.com/virgin/news-centre/press-releases/2013/five-start-up-businesses-shortlisted-to-sponsor-toons-for-the-day.jsp

Fixed your post. As dense as a dying sun that lot. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=764496&page=14

'Mutual consent' "Nile, yer sh*t. Get out"

I don't mind jesting about this title, but can we, at the end of the season, just give it to them for all time? It was their invention and they can keep it imo. As far as Mackems are concerned 'North East Top Dogs' is the Schrödinger's cat of trophies....it simultaneously exists and doesn't exist depending on their league position, our league position, average attendances, whether the Fairs Cup is real, something that happened in 1992, mags at work, relative classiness and the magedia. I'd love to see the f*cking thing, it must resemble the actual Holy Grail to those imbeciles.

Derryphant man is back on twitter, seemingly hell-bent on antagonising his boss again..... And if you're unfamiliar with his all-time 'fav song', it's an unashamed IRA anthem. I've heard it many a time at celtic nights and its bloody horrible.....quite how he gets such an easy ride is baffling, a celtic or rangers player tweeting similar would be hauled over the coals.

The classies have been out-classying themselves recently..... http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/yob-knocked-out-chef-s-tooth-in-racist-attack-at-sunderland-pizza-shop-1-5419738 Tolerant society.....Sunderland

Larsson vs Argentina - 0 posts Derryphant man vs Poland - 0 posts Sissoko subbed after setting up only goal - WAAAH TEH MAGS ARE TEH SHIIIIIT FTM 9-1!!!!LOL!!! Mackem priorities......

Only just got round to watching last nights MOTD....the only highlight of the safc bit was Shechter appealing for a penalty while an errant chip wrapper flaps around his arse! What is it with those tramps? Has bin technology not reached wearside yet?

I wont believe it until I see a photo of him burning the shirt.....

hit her pls