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Not a fan, but would pay to see NZ and Tonga do each other's pre-match fightdance...Then leave before the rugby starts obviously.

Hopeless c*nts, first time I've ever wanted them to get a result, they conspire to be worse than ever. If one of them could punch a horse whilst wearing a klan hood and swastika armband, that might cheer me up for a second or two.

"Sissoko? We'll give you 1.8m, final offer"

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Or a list of world class* players who will be 'flocking' to play for il duce? (*out of contract has-beens)

So....we're all agreed Martin O'Neill is utterly forgotten in favour of the fascist then? Tatty-bye Marty, the Mackem Mussolini has already shat all over your legacy in the space of 3 weeks. And your disciples are pure lapping it up....

Pardew's ludicrously long contract probably includes a massive redundancy pay-off, which will save him through this (and probably more) sh*t periods. His reaction to this massive retrograde step from last season will be key. As for the mackems response to last weeks result...I'm beginning to wonder why I pay a mortgage, we all clearly live rent-free in their heads 24/7 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2312057/Sunderland-1-Everton-0--match-report-Di-Canio-effect-continues-Sessegnon-moves-Black-Cats-closer-safety.html That flag

Mag on a jury: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/19/newcastle-fan-removed-jury-sunderland-sex-case?INTCMP=SRCH Still got found guilty. F*ckin' Mag-istrates........

Probably because those results didn't make my living room look like this..... http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2844/dsc0075ft.jpg

Adam johnson looks like a young George Osbourne after a litre of own-brand vodka and a month in hospital.

Mrs BW got me a 'joke' loud xmas jumper with a pattern almost identical to the midriff of the first liverpool one. Never wore it, didnt see the funny side. Well played Warrior!

Really? Really genuinely surprised? Youve been taken in by that 'classy' mantra marra! Well, its not as if they spend a 400+ post thread doing pre-school doodles about severe injury or disabled fans being burnt by the fireworks they threw. Oh right, they did that too.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=775403&page=5 THATS CLASS THAT MAN MARRAS AHM IN PEWA TEARS HERE LIKE!!

Holy f*ck, its Opposite Land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies and hot snow falls up!

Can we not just distill that entire thread into the phrase "I just geet hit me dog" and move on? We get it, you all have 'issues'. Sky can help and follow the match with the standard soap-opera voiceover "If you've been affected by the issues highlighted in today's edition of SAFC humiliation, the number to call is....."

I forget.... which ones the good one?

Seriously? Unless he was trying to be funny, how the hell does someone with that little football knowledge get to be some kind of 'voice' on the subject? Hope he's right like, even if its for the opposite reason to the one he presumably intended. Idiot. He was a Toon fan though. In that case....well played that man!

Jesus, 5 pages of "Actually, he's from Cramlington, actually, which isnt in Newcastle actually"...Weapons grade bitterness! The women amongst them! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=773740

Jesus....totally forgot about him. And now he's resurfaced, like some repressed childhood abuse memory during therapy. Thanks for that....

Seriously? Unless he was trying to be funny, how the hell does someone with that little football knowledge get to be some kind of 'voice' on the subject? Hope he's right like, even if its for the opposite reason to the one he presumably intended. Idiot.

Well, that's that. Loved every minute even if it has taken its toll on the league, it was worth it....We got to see some great cities, added another few far-flung places to our CVs, got match time for a few fringe players and it pushed Shola inexplicably further up the all-time NUFC European greats list. Even the obligatory daft foreign b*stard invasion of the forum was fun this time! Great crack on with the fans in town last night, saw a few bleary-eyed Benfiquistas dragging their bags down Pink Lane to Central this morning. There's a lot of scorn for the competition from many quarters (usually CL-addicted media and non-participating teams followers) but f*ck 'em. We had fun and that's what counts. And for all their negative points on the field, if Benfica face Chelsea in the final I know who I'll be supporting.

Hang on....the mackems have been spending 2 weeks insisting it was a 'roman salute' and that fascism in italy isnt that bad, and there are no racist connotations blah blah blah. How could they possibly be offended if we show our solidarity by returning such a noble gesture?

French flag from 'Oncle Mike's Shack du Tat Sportique' + red paint/duct tape = Flag of French Resistance. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Free_France_1940-1944.svg Et Voila...in your face Signore Mussolini di Canio

It happens so often and so predictably we should have a word for it....perhaps an amalgamation of 'Mackem' and 'Backtracking'

To be fair i'm still 'puzzled as f*ck' that anyone could be so mind-numbingly stupid to do this, and to be proud of it 8 years later. 'Puzzled' must be the new 'Rattled'.

Sums it up perfectly. The gibbons on RTG are trying desperately to make this into some sort of siege mentality, when really it's just shock that the world has suddenly noticed them and finds them abhorrent. The list of journalists/newspapers/media outlets/tv programmes/unions/spokesmen/clergymen/politicians etc that they are now habitually telling to 'f*ck off' grows daily. Eventually they must click and think 'Hang on...maybe they have a point'