Robbo

HOW

SOMEONE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO HEAD

Imagine

Can't wait for the classic "I thought it was my mates winding me up" patter

Three days later we played Arsenal, with one change. Ben Arfa out, Tiote back in, Gouffran still on the field and we lost the game to nil. Arsene Wenger was quoted afterwards by a French journalist as saying "I was scared when you came on Hatem." Ben Arfa didn't start another league game for over a month. How can any footballer succeed in that managerial environment, where they're not rewarded for good performances but are always punished for poor ones? I'm pretty sure you can make any footballer look like they're acting the prick, if you deliberately set out to be a complete c*** to them, even moreso if they're already known for being temperamental. Pardew played our gullible fans like a f***ing fiddle. Hit the post, hit the bar and should've had another pen also. Absolutely abused them that night

Decent Deflected

"Such sentiments are echoed by Kevin Blackwell, who employed Carver during his time as Leeds United manager and lauded the high-level input of a man who routinely wore a black and white striped shirt beneath his official Leeds kit." What a fucking cringe :lol:

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lol fuk u Pards

Colback fouling Perez now #tactics

Theo Walcott just tweeted despite being on the bench pitch

Good. Prick

The lick at the end might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, be warned

Duncan Alexander ‏@oilysailor 9% of the penalties awarded in the PL this season have come today.

Never seen someone look so uncomfortable in a suit before

No way Lewandowski should've come back on at the end there. Clearly had no idea where he was or anything

"Pardew going was the wrong decision". Left of his own accord mate

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Siem+De+Jong+Ajax+Amsterdam+v+Feyenoord+Eredivisie+QAX3Dx66P_ql.jpg

as if that happened even remotely. Funny how this maintenance guy has absolved Carver of all blame and put in on the players, what are the odds? Reads like one of those shit facebook things about people in supermarkets

Gourvennec was a very unusual footballer, seen as an intellectual. He studied at university during the beginning of his playing career, enjoyed philosophy and politics and thoroughly read left-wing newspapers. He was also an exceptionally intelligent and elegant playmaker The anti-Pards

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/2291796/jocelyn-gourvennec-guingamps-answer-to-jurgen-klopp http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/556/132/258.jpg

6 ft 4 defender pls

The Squad make a raft and are about to row to safety. With a cry of "SHOOOOOOOOOT" Tiote runs up and punts it up a tree a turtle appears from nowhere with a ball and takes on Yoan Gouffran Steven Taylor drinks his own piss. On the first day. When they still have water.

100k a week isn't even that much any more in the grand scheme of things, as daft as that sounds