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Someone did say that Ryder would be along soon...

Bought a couple of pairs of own brand joggers from Boohoo. Lost their shape after the first wash and now the arse hangs so low I look like I've shit myself. Avoid!

This. Wasn't that arsed when Willock scored last week but I went fucking nuts when the second went in, and again at the final whistle. For me, it's now all about staying up by whatever means possible, and then keeping everything crossed that that the takeover somehow goes through.

Bet the pastry on the apple pie was about an inch thick and contained half a block of Trex.

No idea if this is true, but piss funny if so.

Just watched Scott Parker's post-match interview. He leaves Bruce in the dust.

Jesmond Park West area, I believe.

However clever Wraith thinks he's being here, this is fucking moronic given the current climate with regards to racism and BLM. He's giving him the opportunity to reach a wider audience and spout his racist bile. There's a follow up tweet from Wraith further down where he makes reference to free speech, and if you click into the likes it's full of flag shaggers which says it all. Hopefully this doesn't result in another stick for everyone else to collectively beat us with.

Don't think I'd ever really considered this, but the occasionally peddled shite about us disliking managers or the owner because they're from down south would certainly feed in to that.

Pointless as it will achieve the square root of fuck all, but that was actually quite cathartic.

I've liked this post for the musical content. It's a great tune and I refuse to let it be ruined by a gout riddled cunt with a BMI of 39.1

Yes, in as much as it's from Richard Keys's tweet. He doesn't indicate where he got that line about good men needing support.

Mike Ashley is standing with him ‘in their darkest hour good men need support’. Fuck off, chest shit lover.

Bruce will still struggle to convince many fans he is the right man for the job, long term, even with a win at the Amex Stadium, but he will silence all but the most rabid critics - for a while at least. More importantly, what he will do is offer encouragement to the more fair minded that, whatever has happened in his second season as manager, Bruce can at least clear up the mess they are in. That is all that matters now. We could win ten nowt and I'd still think he's a useless fat cunt.

It is - a massive shift from his usual shite, self-preserving narrative. If he does get the push, the decision is already far too late. They never learn.

I know that this is stating the obvious, but who exactly is wildly hounding him out? Empty stadiums means that he's had the easiest run of any manager in the last twenty-odd years, he's spent £100m, and yet has still managed to make a gargantuan shitshow of it all.

I'm sure it's nice for them that they've won a trophy, but we're talking about a competition where in the last twenty-odd years Carlisle have made it to the final half a dozen times, and won it twice. A decent chunk of football fans probably didn't even realise that the game was taking place.

Luke: so sharp that he'll cut himself.

Experience. If you do something for twenty years, then you have twenty years experience. If you've done something for twenty years and you've been consistently shit at it, then you have twenty years experience, but you're fucking shite at what you do. And you're a fat cunt.

That, and also the fact that he has now said this several times. He clearly thinks it's a deflection tactic.

This appears to be the latest rhetoric, the "6 or 7 teams in the shite" line.

Agree with this. He wasn't a particularly great appointment, but I wanted him to do well. Actually had high hopes for him after that home game v Norwich. McClaren has a better CV than the two of them put together. The only thing that Bruce excels at is being a cunt.

Bookies now think it's us who will go, along with West Brom and Sheff Utd. Fulham have lengthened to 4th favourites. Can't argue with that at all.