Tiresias

No they won't cos Ancelotti will just tell them to do whatever and they'll all refuse to pass to each other etc etc

I'm one day off having the same birthday

I assume you mean the spikes

Anyone would be mad to give him more than a years contract anyway

I'm surprised he hasn't gone to QPR

They looked at Cabaye, looked at Ribery and thought, nah we can't compete with that

If you get both Moutinho and Oscar I'd be surprised but that'd be great business, I would fancy your squad to improve on last season. Have you lost or are definately losing Van Der Vaart? I forget, not sure what the feeling was on him, did seem to have gone off the boil for a while

i'll bet it's sunny the day after he signs. Land of Chocolate for 10 Min!

"The French defender Mathieu Debuchy is a new player of Newcastle. Arrives from Lille." apparently, reliable source?

Mate is also called Neil so I keep accusing him of being you, but he denies it

Everton mate whose second team is Morecambe was annoyed about not being able to make that.

And don't call me surely

I have enjoyed my time in Lile but now have to concentrate on performing for Newcastle or something.

Every time we get a Mackem it follows this spiral 1. Joins the board and is pretty reasonable 2. Some over-react and think he's crazy 3. He gets a bit defensive 4. Everyone goes aaah you're alright really 5. He goes batshit mental and returns to RTG 6. Repeat

We didn't finish 5th, just the magedia lying about our position, we're actually 15th in division 2

Yes but now we have french players who know how to beat french sides! Oh wait they're still away

bench Cisse for another striker Yeah can't see him fitting in and I reckon fair amount of next season we'll be playing 1 striker up front anyway, we need a striker who can play on wing

did he actually say royally bummed

Forever being hauled off

Maybe the competition to land him will up the price one of them has to pay

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I know what you mean, just couldn't resist