Ryan

Oh i know but if you said last Friday night this would be how it is come our game against Stoke, well i think we couldn't have asked for better league wise anyhoo. I despise Pardew as much as the next guy but a Palace win was always going to be the best outcome for us. Looking at Palace's next few fixtures in the league they could easily go on another 3 game losing run after tonight (Liverpool, West Ham, Leicester).

Shame they've been utter shite all game, hopefully Pelle to make the difference.

Walking in a Pardew wonderland.

Why do footballers get people to manage their social media accounts by the way? Surely one of the easiest jobs going for the person who is doing it. I think most of our players on Twitter (Krul, Sissoko, Woodman, Janmaat, Ayoze...) all have people posting from their accounts.

Went to the Barcelona game on Sunday night, such an amazing experience. An absolute joy to watch players like Neymar and Messi in the flesh as it actually seems like they are wanting to put on a show for the fans that have turned up, Barca could've had 3 or 4 quite easily although I thought Sevilla were quite impressive as well. Pretty much the perfect weekend as well with Las Palmas beating Eibar on the Friday night and climbing out the relegation zone

Aston Villa 1 v1 Everton Bournemouth 1 v 1 Southampton Leicester 1 v 0 West Brom Norwich 0 v 2 Chelsea Sunderland 1 v 1 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2 v 0 Swansea Stoke 2 v 1 Newcastle West Ham 1 v 2 Spurs Liverpool 2 v 2 Man City Man Utd 2 v 0 Watford

Just got back from the Barca game. Damn, they're good. Realisation is going to hit hard when I'm back watching us on Wednesday

Yeeeeeees!! Class by Neymar, can't believe Messi didn't hit it first time either. Dat composure

Bloody hell, Araujo's a hero for them as well. The guy (or group of them?) must've been canny pissed up to do something like that, awful.

Wow, that's grim. Any idea who the other players were?

Nee idea what's gan on here

Dreadful penalty by Ronaldo that.

3-1 Stoke and McClaren to mention how beneficial the La Manga trip was in his interviews after the game.

God, Payet is so good.

Johnson was a sub as well

Roque going face to face with him even though it was 100% a FK

'The FA confirm England will play Australia in a friendly at the Stadium of Light or St James' Park on May 27th'

West Ham 3-1 Sunderland Leicester 2-1 Norwich Southampton 1-1 Chelsea Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa Watford 1-1 Bournemouth West Brom 1-1 Crystal Palace Man Utd 0-1 Arsenal Spurs 2-0 Swansea

Was that the TV channel that broadcast the Schalke pre season game and it looked like it was being filmed off a Nokia camera phone?

That Aduriz goal man, absolute wonderstrike. Still bossing it at 35.

Knowing our physio team that's him done for the season then.

I'm not sure who's advised McClaren that a medial knee ligament is a couple of weeks, surely it will be a month or two? This season just gets better and better...

Get the fuck in Ibra!!

14th, bloody hell. That's optimism right there

That hit him in the armpit