Toondave

Increase from 48m to 60m over 4 years. In other words a massive decrease compared to staying up. Well obviously, but it softens the blow a bit that's all. Not sure how being paid £45m less is in any way a blow softener like What are you on about? Sorry it was simple in my mind. Stay up and we get £60m, go down and we get £15m. The difference in the two is £45m which is what we will lose, where is the confusion? Either way its not in any way a softened blow to a club which largely relies on that bigger income to break even. But it 'softens the blow' as in getting a parachute payment of 60 is better than getting a parachute payment of 48. Obviously it's nothing compared to staying up, but that's kind of what the phrase 'softens the blow' means. But thats over 4 years so the difference in footballing terms is pretty negligable for a club with our massive costs. still better than 48

Think it would look alright if the gold on the arms was blue as well, change gold pumas to white

on account of him not being in a health club fat bastard

If jose came here I would die a happy man - immediately. I don't think I could handle myself

Will Suarez taste the difference?

It's like discussing how well your new remap is working while your car is wrapped round a tree. Replace the driver ffs

Players will miss sitters regardless of manager, but we consistently play like fokn shite under pardew its not cisses fault ffs

fml

the sly bastard knows what he's doing

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-k-RaAa03NoE/T38JrPdXc5I/AAAAAAAAB80/Rbu77bRF4Yw/s1600/jimmies-are-eternal.jpg

What's most depressing is that I really can see him being here next season

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2308655/Alan-Pardew-says-team-lose-derby-tired.html#ixzz2QNpYPQYz For fuck's sake man. So sick of it. Anyone on here can call me a whinge, anyone - it's fine. But I can't even get near Pardew on whingeing, he's a fucking moan machine. Oh he's a moan machine alright

You couldn't ask for a better rival, rtg is like another planet, fantastic stuff

Sold it to Kim Jong Un for £8.4m. just about covers the funeral

edging

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YECQprCl7mU

http://i.imgur.com/nojWx.gif

lol, martins is in Portugal!!! Ah yes there is the mistake

maybe he's just fascinated by ginger hair

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/S-Gerrard-England-steven-gerrard-31237687-451-594.jpg Ramzan Kadyrov http://londonglossy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RamzanKadyrovTracksuit-e1317539170143.jpg

He says that like it's a bad thing

A fitting avatar then I presume?

Tiote captain is like drink driving

Only ameobi could do that