Dr Colossus

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This wants to be a thread. Goals you've celebrated the most that were disallowed or weren't goals. Sterling's shot against Italy Edit: Aye, that Tiote one as well.

Iniesta against Chelsea?

Sure Mbemba got rinsed by Montero for the 2nd goal. he did aye Pretty difficult to stop that situation. Mbemba didn't let Montero get inside once. Only defender I've seen stop him in that respect. Montero goes outside to cross most of the time, MOTD last night highlighted how much space Mbemba was giving him.

My keeper and all five defenders mustered a total of zero points between them. At least Hitler had the decency to commit suicide.

Same Never really cheered because it took ages to work out what I'd actually just seen.

Also wildcarded, a bit of a weird feeling because I'm sure the players I've dropped will start performing straight away, while the ones I've got in will prove just to be flashes in the pan.

Stunner the cunt

I've got 11 points. Two of my players scores add up to 11, even though I've had seven play.

More analysis of things like this, please. "Coloccini was one of our best centre backs until he wasn't."

Football365's player ratings: Krul (7), Haidara (6), Coloccini (6), Mbemba (5), Janmaat (5), Anita (5), Sissoko (8), Colback (6), Wijnaldum (8), Obertan (7), Cisse (7) Subs: Tiote (6), Mitrovic (5), De Jong (5)

The fuck's a DC?

I'm going to rapidly get tired of the camera showing him walking down stairs, as quickly as I did with the repeated shots of Pardew drinking from a bottle of water.

Frustrating player when you can see a forward pass available for him and he chooses to spin around and lay it off to Haidara or someone.

As has been mentioned, was good on the ball with the style of play more suited to that. Looked bad at the end but obviously hasn't had a pre-season, and Mane would trouble most defenders in that situation. Anyway, I really just wanted to say I loved him attempting to recreate Gazza's goal against Scotland during the first half.

It's a wrestling style bait-and-switch swerve, he'll be going to Liverpool.

His speech impediment doesn't get enough imo.

That crossed my mind as well. Strikers can stop you jumping if they get their leap in first like Long did to Janmaat. Hopefully Mbemba will catch on quicker than Janmaat who was guilty of this last season as well. Sorted it out with his clearing header late on in a similar situation, so doesn't seem too much of a worry. Very good debut, especially considering his lack of pre-season. Chancel's a stud.

Neither did Chrissey Waddle when asked about how it was playing with their dad back in the day. Brain was clearly going "Ayew, Ayew, Ayew..." and he just ended up going "Yeah, great times."

Took Redmond out for Mahrez, hey ho.

Put Mahrez in my team yesterday, absolutely fucking delighted

20 past 3 on the first day of the season and they're bottom of the league.

Some curious lineup decisions today that might affect people. Bolasie, Mings, Redmond, Wisdom, Ighalo and O'Shea all not starting.

:lol: Think I might wait until week 3 to bring Aguero in, can't risk a £13m player not getting minutes especially with the state of my bench. Remember that time last season when he came back after being injured, scored in about 30 seconds then went off injured again?

Haidara