Dr Colossus

Saw someone on Twitter doing an all-Belgian team (hipster), might have a quick bash at the others.

No, and that's why.

Fair fucks to the American guy for getting the word "swole" in there.

Good team

I can totally believe they talk about that and not football or anything like it.

Go with Cabaye fwiw. Swansea adding Ayew spreads out the attacking threat around more players, while Cabaye has been brought in as a focal point. The only other proper Palace option in attack is Bolasie who's quite inconsistent. Why not go for Walcott if you can afford him, he and Sterling are the same price so it'd be easier to change them later on.

Wollscheid will almost certainly be a starter. I think Muniesa plays left back for them. Pieters is first choice left back, Muniesa fills in as cover. I think Muniesa's slightly ahead of Wollscheid to start alongside Shawcross, which personally I disagree with.

If it's just your 5th one then go Aarons, cheap and could turn out to be a real value pick.

If we hadn't got rid of him and Colo had gone, we could've had a Pokemon evolution partnership of Mbemba and Mbiwa.

Hopefully their transfer fees and wages are higher than both.

Not sure where he is but that Targett is meant to be highly rated too. He's injured, might make the start of the season but unlikely.

http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif :lol: fucking hell the more I look at that the funnier it gets

Aye, why's this become a thing lately?

You know, except for the patch on the front I don't think it's that bad.

If he's good enough, he's young enough or old enough.

Haven't heard of the other two but Martial is extremely talented, surprised if he goes for less than 20m considering the hype he's got in Europe. Embolo looks mint, he's one of these terrifying Lukaku types who are built like ogres at 16 years old.

No.

Quite the autocorrect for 'while', there.

Highlights so far are the mackems hat-trick of OGs and the picture for Leeds getting relegated. Dalian "Aktinson" being spelt wrong in the video was a good one, too.

Put Mata in for Sanchez since he won't play the first few weeks, that'll give you enough for Benteke

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham (then Everton) Relegation: Bournemouth, West Brom, Leicester/Sunderland Overachievers: West Ham, also think Stoke will continue their slow crawl up Underperformers: Southampton (defence decimated and Europa League) Top Goal Scorer: Aguero/Costa Break Out Year: Riviere Deeney, Origi, Redmond, Aarons, Cedric Soares, Muniesa, Ikechi Anya, really want Okazaki to do well but can't see it Season to Forget: Kane (worked out), Ings (Rodgers), Butland (Not that good), Firmino (Rodgers), Ayew, Ogbonna, Schweinsteiger, Bolasie (those last few are all punts) PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Depay Manager of the Year: Schteeve Van Gaal First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis / Advocaat / Ranieri Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: (nah, Austin if we get him) How will we do in the cup competitions?: How will we do in the derby games?: SIX POINTS (two points) Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Blackburn, Burreh Championship Relegation: Bristol, Rotherham, Brighton League One Promotion: Don't League One Relegation: Give League Two Promotion: A League Two Relegation: f*** FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Pfftt Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona, after a second-half of the season revival spurred on by "just like a new signing" players. Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Valencia / Zenit / Porto / another of the dropouts World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Similar to Burnley, they'll try hard and come close, but ultimately fail When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Late October How many goals will Balotelli score this season: Three How will De Jong get injured this season: Clog dancing :racism:

Missed a step with Sevilla's imo http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/WSTJ571WT_40.jpg http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/WSTJ574BK_40.jpg

Sissoko on the wing?

Woodgate to Real Madrid.

Denilson to Real Betis? Lucas Barrios to whoever it was in China, and everyone who has ever chucked their career in and moved to Qatar etc.