Dr Colossus

Fucking nerve of Pardew trying to get in the photo behind the lad with the shit gel fringe.

I know he'll have enjoyed it but howay there's still some time left.

Can you translate some of this VI http://www.marca.com/en/

Like a black Hulk Hogan.

Only got 6 assists already Yes but is not good defensively and given that Chelsea had done well last season with more defensive players in midfield against the big teams, I thought he would go back to that He has put Fabregas in the attacking midfield position with Ramires and Matic behind him, so creativity with added cover.

Nae-smith

Embarking aboard this bandwagon myself. Annoyingly having to finance it by getting Falcao out and Pellé in (then a tidy Naismith to Ulloa next week).

That fucking haircut that the entire Premier League has. (Back and sides clippered close, top in a sort of quiff/combover)

They make the chant sound awful as well. CAAAAAAAAAM AWWWWN YEEEEWWW SPURRRRRRRS

The amount of (mostly London) clubs who have 'Come On You _____s" as a saying that they initialise. COYI, COYS, COYW etc.

I don't know what to feel about this.

Just box ticking really. Mm, could've been to make things seem outwardly continuing as normal, could've been to avoid any flak about his "disappearance" as it seemed at the time and cause any unnecessary bother, could've been to make him feel still part of the club while continuing his recovery, could've just been to make up numbers, there's a number of things you could read into it. None of which are as important in the grand scheme as his health, of course. Nothing else matters.

Get well soon Jonas

Carver's a pussy tbf.

Cashier "Antoinette", as if

Saw this photo of Gazza and Ando on the Facebook group 'Newcastle United - Very Rare Pictures and Video Clips from 1980-1994'. Couldn't help but think Ando looks more than a little bit like Daryl Janmaat.

"Giggs-like" made me instantly think of this place.

Bielsa still pissing Marseille off?

Puta Colombiano

Coming on any second mate. VAMOS EL TIGRE! GOLES, GOLES Y GOLES!

Took Rooney and Mata out for Sterling and Falcao Hoping Falcao doesn't come on now so I can get fucking Ward-Prowse assist points off the bench.

That's not true, he's also got a decent shotton him.

I think it's a nice touch. There are far too many c***s in football as it is. Yeah, in fairness to him even though it was only one season his time there was important in his development and career, and he's only been around for like two seasons or so anyway. Shearer's point was more about not celebrating a goal in general I think.

Interesting that Betis have more fans than Sevilla. What're the white parts in the map, people who didn't do the survey?

You don't even notice the stupid sponsor awkwardly plonked on the belly.