Dr Colossus

I thought it was quite obvious.... i meant as in he's not suited to this league part but guess not. I was kidding, don't worry.

Anita's definitely not a centre forward.

"Blackpool riding their luck harder than one of those famous donkeys on the beach." Don't laugh, don't laugh.

Hope Pochettino never learns English. Being a ninja flick villain is much cooler.

Yep, that's one too. And "El Classico". A Classico is a popular ice cream snack, not a football match.

What about people calling Internazionale "Inter Milan" or people calling Sporting Club de Portugal, "Sporting Lisbon"? Not really no. I suppose that's more to do with shortening it than just getting the name of the club wrong. Xenophobes.

"Educated left foot finish", Motson's like J.R. with the way he makes things sound more impressive than they actually were.

People referring to the team Sevilla as 'Seville'.

Arry

I didn't see said goal, but what you said is true. As an example, Swansea play great passing stuff with many fairly average players, but who are made better by playing in that style.

They've done a commendable job of gradually torturing us into defeatist acceptance.

Be proud of the response. It's permeating everything. The website had an interview with Santon where it said he "helped" us get a draw. As if it's a gain.

I want some fucking Cognac.

If he wanted to aimlessly put the ball out he could have at least had a shot. I'm with Dave though, I don't hate Shola, it just shows how poor we are that we don't have better players in front of him. What am I fucking saying, Gouffran started on the bench.

This. This. This. This. Fuck you Darren Bent for knackering Mertesacker's clean sheet. Fuck you Giaccherini for Boruc's. Fuck you Captain Benteke for not scoring. Fuck you Everton for not scoring. Fuck you football.

At one point he said something like "they come here and played how they usually done, played the long ball..." We played about 10 more long balls than them. Then there was something about how we created a lot of chances and justh iandkhfjalsamz\;. kfm v

Was that the one where Hatem had like three players on him, tried to go to the byline and Shola was stood on the spot like a statue instead of trying to provide an option or find himself some space?

Should have passed it up behind them, they'd never have been able to get it.

To me, a lot of this seems to reinforce the idea that part of the reason he's here is to deflect some of the heat from Ashley. Not that I disagree with it, but y'know.

So it is. Never watched Mad Men (apart from Joan clips on the interweb), sorry. It's on the list though.

BUFFON CAFU BARESI STAM MALDINI RONALDO GERRARD LAMPARD GIGGS MARADONA PELE they all do the same old shit ones on there

Remember Mendieta scoring one for Valencia too. Oh christ aye, the most perfect connection on it

Cheers. By the way, I don't know who you are, but I picture you as your avatar, which means you're a badass-looking motherfucker.

By no means a footballing hero, but I've been trying my entire life to volley a corner in from the edge of the box like Scholes used to.

Already made my sub this week to switch keepers. Now who the fuck do I put in defence out of Clyne (might not start) and Ivanovic (might concede)?