Dr Colossus

Ranger's just scored for Swindon again.

Scott Parker speeding through our midfield and playing a slide-rule pass forward there.

If he chucks his shirt in the crowd after the game we can all celebrate. I cant see it though, more signings? He'll probably miss. Like when you're playing and go to chuck your bib back to the ref and it drops embarrassingly short

Dammit City. Need as many points off Silva as I can get, it's going to be a slow day today.

Honestly no idea for captains, been rotating it between Dzeko, Soldado, Walcott and Silva all day. That Barkley call has made me consider Mirallas now. Even looked at Garrido because Norwich are at home. Just going to have to be a 'fuck it' moment I reckon.

Shut up Townsend, he was not unlucky, he meant to make contact with his ankle there.

Bayern are winning the possession of the best support.

fuck me, what a finish.

The newer ones haven't really had the chance to reveal themselves as cunts like Ba, Cabaye and (to some extent) Colo did. Quite like Gouffran for some reason I don't know. Alright, to make an updated list: - Shola - Krul - Cisse (especially when he does awesome things for fans) - Both Taylors - Sammy - Bigirimana - Mapou - Gouffran - Mbabu

Elliot seems like an alright bloke, quite funny on Twitter.

Not sure if Eto'o is worth putting in atm. When he played at St James' last season he did nothing but moan at referees and team mates. But, if he still has his movement in the box, ability to make runs and finish, and with Chelsea's midfielders and other attacking players he should score a good few. Unsure about putting Boruc or Mignolet in this week, put Boruc in last week and that cost me, but Mignolet's playing Man Utd.

Bloke in charge of opening the Millenium Bridge is a mackem. He also seems like one of those people that makes really uncomfortable piercing eye contact.

I can't view pictures today. Figured it might be the fuckload of updates I'm putting off.

Bournemouth can afford £2.5 million for one player?

Hazard rumoured to be playing in a forward role. Goals pls.

Saw it on Youtube with subtitles once, it's actually not that bad.

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Nortei Nortey.

See, the problem is City are tired after sleepwalking over us last week.

I watched it on a Canal+ Sport stream, must be because it was on in France.

Barca are on later, I might watch them without comparing everything they do with our inferiority.

Him and Ronaldo are going to get on just fine.

I did the same, but i scored all the time tbh. Aye V.I., I chipped an upright keeper from about two yards the other week, what're you playing at? These Barcelona show-offs always trying to walk it in...

I've been trying to find a way to fit them all in, but it'll either mean playing a wildcard now, taking the hit on points, or changing substitute defenders for weeks. G'ARGH!

Going to transfer Silva in for either Hazard (who I'll probably end up transferring back in when Chelsea play again) or Walcott (who'll probably start scoring as soon as I take him out).