Dr Colossus

I liked it when that bloke from ITV got sacked for selling his free tickets.

"A CANNIT GET THE LADS THA WATTA!"

http://scchiang.smugmug.com/Sports/Football/FIFA-World-Cup-2006/i-MdcfMGj/0/L/1151268952550-L.jpg

The downside being after getting knocked out by Brazil we had to have a fucking day at school.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01290/beckham-argentina-_1290280i.jpg

http://themagpies.weebly.com/uploads/9/6/1/5/9615610/5261608_orig.jpg First match was his debut, scored twice. Went to meet the players at training once and he was really canny with me when my mam said he was my favourite player. Fucking terrifying, but couldn't punch the air without looking a bit camp. Still a little bit unsure why I liked him so much, as he's basically the opposite kind of player I like now.

Warnock's got evil eyebrows.

Managers disregarding their technical area and walking straight outside it. They are still supposed to stay in them, right?

Just to get it out the way: PetroLULZ.

I think Dinamo's striker has been playing since then.

Hope we get a St. Pauli sausage train in.

Shit, sorry about that 3 second delay there. I'm determined to make 'Great save.' the new

Great save.

Great play from Townsend for the second goal.

Clarke Carlisle's co-commentary is becoming more and more of an annoyance every time he's on.

So, what strikers are available for £5.5m?

His passing is s***. Played a lush one to assist Cisse in his first game away to Villa. Can't remember too many others off my head but I suppose he has it in his locker somewhere. Down near the back. Old jazz mags and pogs may be covering it.

98 points, ranked 31,860th overall. More than happy with that as a first gameweek playing FPL.

There's been times when we've kicked off, completed three or four passes successfully and I've thought "this isn't actually that bad".

I'm above Robbie Savage in the Kitbag league. He's got Bale as captain and Rooney up front. Niall Quinn's above me in the Beat Keith Gillespie one though.

Fucking hell. I now really appreciate this forum for how easy it is to find your way around, and how simple and grammatically accurate the thread titles are.

Going on RTG to find out if Mannone should be playing next week. If not I'm putting Boruc in. This should be a larf.

Aye, fucking sycophants are the worst.

In fairness I know this Mexican woman who works for them and is bang tidy, so I have no problem with this.