Sho Time

4-1 home win.

I know, right? I mean why should we even consider a plan B when plan A of 'wing it' is working so well!

With Little Mike, Schteve, Concur and Alan Carr's dad pretty much being our board I'm not surprised at that in the slightest.

That was what Sissoko really is capable of and should be doing far more consistently - carrying the ball and effortlessly brushing off players like they aren't there. His rotten mentality really does hinder his undoubted ability, unfortunately.

So funny how that game is referred to as Dyer vs Bowyer as opposed to "when we got beat off Villa 3-0 at SJP" or something along those lines. What a complete pair of utter fucknuts.

This is probably gonna be about as short-lived as Leicester's PL challenge.

How could a football manager not have heard of Tevez or Mascherano? Suppose he had Mullins on the mind 24/7

Took Vardy out in a huge gamble to put Lukaku back in my team. Left Sturridge in. I give up.

Cisse is a proven inconsistent striker who is anonymous in the vast majority of games, has zero interest in playing for NUFC like the majority of his colleagues who've been here for too long and is capable of scoring a goal every now and then. Mitrovic on the other hand will rough up defenders and have a bit of presence about him, hold up play, work hard and is just as likely to score a goal. We're utter dogshit and cannot afford to be carrying players and hoping to scrape Cisse 1-0's, especially when our defence is this bad.

Yeah, well he hauled him off at half time last week, he started the seaosn with him on the bench so McClaren clearly has some doubts about him for one reason or another. He's a fucking idiot. Aye it worked for one game, whoopdefuckingshit. If that Moreno goal had of correctly been given our players heads would have inevitably dropped and I don't doubt we would have went on to lose that game. McClaren doesn't have a clue what to do or say and his last 2 team selections have been all wrong for me.

I don't have a strong opinion on it. I'm just suggesting that for him to stay in the team you may want to say what he did right rather than "did nothing wrong" All the other players with the exception of Mitro, Perez and (to a certain extent) Wijnaldum were doing everything wrong. They done nothing wrong, so using logic it didn't make sense to drop a player who was not in any way, shape or form impacting on our poor results. You'd rather have a Mitrovic on the pitch with a bit of presence than a starved-of-service Cisse who is a player we often have to carry.

Norwich 1-3 Everton Crystal Palace 1-1 Southampton Man City 2-0 Swansea Sunderland 1-2 Watford West Ham 1-1 Stoke Bournemouth 0-1 Man Utd Aston Villa 1-3 Arsenal Liverpool 2-1 West Brom Spurs 3-1 Newcastle Leicester 1-1 Chelsea

Newcastle United yet again displaying their philosophy on how to nurture and develop exceptional young players.

Not my favourite of his tbh. I'd have liked him to have done something over us beating the bin-dippers and bringing them back down to earth after their title ramblings in recent weeks.

-8pt hit to bring in Sturridge for Lukaku (captain) and Skrtel for some other cunt. :anguish:

Imagine what he'd think if he saw your post about 'the coon'.

Bowyer just doesn't want us to appoint Paul Ince. Anyway on a more serious note, WTF is this? He underrated Ayoze at first and over-rated Colo and Sissoko... He's still overrating Colo and Sissoko hence them starting every game and Ayoze being took off at half time when we're 3-1 down to be replaced with a f***ing defender in the last game! So he clearly hasn't suddenly realised any error! We started to make a bit of traction with the 4-4-2, got sussed as you do when you have no plan B, so he reverted to the already-failed 4-2-3-1 Pardew bollocks. McClaren is out of his depth and we need to make the change before it's too late. I was dead against his appointment from the start, but sympathised with him during the season as MA is truly to blame for all this, but he didn't help himself in the Palace game and looked completely tactically inferior to Alan f***ing Pardew so for me that's the final nail in the coffin for him.

Took -8 hit to put Skrtel and Sturridge in. Guarenteed recoup at least.

New one here: http://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2015/dec/01/david-squires-on-football-incredible-sulks-diego-costa Pretty good, I did love the Flamini teleporter end result.

Some absolute corkers in here.

Some of the stories in there man, the one with Gordon Durie and the fishes in the car killed me in the middle of graft. :lol:

Stoke 1-2 Man City Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland Man Utd 1-0 West Ham Southampton 3-1 Aston Villa Swansea 1-2 Leicester Watford 2-0 Norwich West Brom 1-1 Spurs Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth Newcastle 0-5 Liverpool Everton 2-2 Crystal Palace

I've already filled my FPL team with Liverpool players and put £50 on Liverpool -2. I'm going going to head out into Liverpool to get absolutely f***ing sloshed on my winnings while celebrating my FPL teams rise up the table (only to realise everyone has chucked Liverpool players in).