Sho Time

After giving him all this money to spend, there's no way Ashley is sacking him, unfortunately.

Bet it's just all banter maaate!

So what is he then? The King? The Prime Minister? Both? Stupid cunt.

David Gold, man. What a clampet. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/west-ham-chairman-david-gold-7237007 http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7237154.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Gold-retweet.jpg

In a nutshell. Surely the TV people are taking the piss out of him behind his back like all of the sea world staff too.

Apart from Ighalo, Kane and Mahrez every other player got 2pts or less this week. I've had a shocker the past 4 gameweeks.

Fucking hell I know Pardew is absolutely full of shit and full of himself (more or less the same thing I suppose), but I didn't think anything would compare to the utter bullshit statements that came out of Joe Kinnear's mouth.

Are they following them around Hard Knocks style? Because if they are. They've been advertising it as such. We'll have up close and personal access to Pardew during one of his trademark winless streaks. http://i.imgur.com/x1sQZBY.gif

Baldback.

Better than Riviere.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

YEAH, SHOW THEM WHY YOU'RE SO FUCKING SHIT YOU DAFT CUNT

HELL FUCKING YEAH, YOU SHOW THOSE HATERS RIV'

Wooooooooooo

Gouffran almost completely costing us the game there the fucking stupid cunt.

Ighalo and Deeney are making our defenders looks like utter knackers. Not hard mind.

Get in Lascelles you fucking shithouse.

Get Riviere on FFS.

Jesus man Perez.

Gouffran misses an absolute sitter - free header. Fuck off and take that farmer headed cunt with you.

Who was that making the shambolic attempt to close down their 2nd cross? Sissoko or Saivet? Fucking pathetic, just jogging out giving them all the time in the world. Gouffran on. Fuck this shit.

This is why we need a striker, for Shelvey's ball in and that Gini - Sissoko link up a striker like Austin could be there putting them away. Mitro's hold up play is great but we can't keep relying on Gini to score the goals.

As he opened the bottle of carbonated water which sprayed all over him and the seat back in front I gave him a tissue and jokingly commented, "I'll say nothing about your handling". He snapped back, "It had nothing to do with that!" Laugh a minute. You missed the best part of that post, after Ronaldo says the thing about his missus being off cheating again, someone(can't remember who) replied with "he's probably used to being second choice" :lol:

I can't believe what I've just watched there! Holy shit son.

Captained Kane. Hopefully an early goal will see the floodgates open against that cunt.